April 2018

Tory Boys (North British Branch)

Yeah yeah we’re the Tory boys T.O.R.Y. Make some noise We look up to Gove and Hunt Straight Outta Cambridge with a monocle and punt First we’ll bury the SNP Then we’ll bury the whole…


The Ross Boys

It’s a long story involving two Scottish Tory MPs who resemble Zippy and George from Rainbow. Basically, one of them went to Iraq and posed on Saddam Hussein’s throne for a laugh and the other…


Fuck The Mainstream Media

Ranty tune about the mainstream media.   From the album Yes O Yes by Tommy Mackay. Listen here Please follow and like us:


Hannity!

Here I lie, as a host in a state of denial Held in time, in a shower of shit and bile For Fox sake, I don’t know if I can make it I really should…


Better Yourself

Yet another lecturing from a government minister about how people should better themselves.. Go better yourself Go better yourself Send a letter to the editor and wet yerself Go better yourself Go better yourself Not…


Chemical Weapons

Theresa May gives a press conference where she says the phrase ‘chemical weapons’ over twenty times. Here are all the instances of it set to The Fall’s ‘Repetition.’ from the album Questionable Times by Half…



Hair Tonic

Uh huh, look at that sheen So lustrous,so clean Maybe it’s Maybelline So clean, so clean Uh huh, does he use creams? It gleams, it gleams Oh, Trump’s hair is beautiful Oh, what’s his secret?…


Resilient

  The Skripals continue to be surprisingly resilient in the face of life destroying poison Novochok. Amazing. Here we hear a track originally from the album 666 Great Junction Street, a song about a misanthropic…


Tiny Gulls

As seagulls attack various Scottish towns across the nation, it is time to reflect on that time Iggy Pop relocated to Scotland… Well, the day begins You don’t want to live Cos the seagulls scream…