May 2018

Ruth Is Stranger Than Richard

With apologies to Robert Wyatt for nicking his album title, Half Bam Half Whisky release a concept album based around the exploits of Scottish Conservative leader, Ruth Davidson and Scottish Labour leader, Richard Leonard. Listen…


Carnalis

  If you fancy a fright or you just want a bite Read Carnalis It’ll mess wi yer heid, open up and bleed That’s Carnalis Veins will ping ping-a-ling-a-ling, ping-a-ling-a-ling And you’ll sing “Viva Rosa”…


Gammon

I say! We’re Gammon: Our cheeks have a magenta hue. We’re Gammon: And we  really like Brexit too BBC Question Time, we can shout out anytime With bulging eyes and bulging vein or two Everyday…


Couldnae Gie A Fuck

As yet another royal wedding farago gets underway, we look back to the last time this nonsense took place and Scotland’s reaction to it. Video here


Constitutional Crisis

Constitutional, constitutional, constitutional fucking crisis Constitutional, constitutional, constitutional fucking crisis You can stuff your power grab I’d rather drive a rusty Saab Constitutional, constitutional, constitutional fucking crisis from the album Ruth Is Stranger Than Richard…


Jerusalem

And did those hands, those tiny hands Touch upon England’s Mrs May? And will the holy Lamb of Trump Make England’s pleasant pastures pay? And did the Countenance Divine Shine forth upon those clouded hills?…


Reckless In America

New album by Supertrump released today featuring a whole host of Trump related tunery and stramash-ups. Get it free, or pay what you want here.


Twisted Firestarter

  The Sun decides that setting fire to baby boxes is a good idea… Firestarter by The Progeny I’m the Sun editor smokin instigator I’m the fear addicted danger illustrated I’m a firestarter Twisted firestarter…


Eighteen

The list of Tory councillors suspended from their jobs in the last month alone reaches eighteen. Here they are… Anthony Mullen – Sunderland George Stoakley – Cambridgeshire Karen Sunderland – Lewisham Jeremy Moulton – Southampton…


We’re In The Money

  The boss of Sainsbury’s, Mike Coupe, has apologised after being caught on camera singing “We’re in the money”. He was filmed singing the words to the show tune as he was waiting to be…