June 2018

Subtweet Good To Me

As Germany crash out of the World Cup, Kay Burley does the biggest subtweet in history… Tank girl, Dugdale isn’t it a pity We don’t want you to contribute to the kitty This is bam…


Ally and Johnny

  Ally McCoist continues to astound with his World Cup commentary as he reveals that he met up with Johnny Rotten on a plane once, as fellow commentator Jon Champion witters on about Johnny Rotten’s…


Mark Lawrenson

Everybody’s favourite co-commentator at the World Cup, really is a fun guy. No, really. Watch the video for evidence… Robert Peston, Alan Hansen The love children of Charlie Manson Hansen is as Hansen does Time…


Ally McCoist, Philosophy Master

  The World Cup is in full swing and over on ITV the coverage features Ally McCoist co-commentating and giving us his views on philosophy and Russian literature. Sensationally stirring stuff…. Ally McCoist, Philosophy Master Ally…


Jesus Was A Refugee

  I saw you on my TV Hashtag BBCQT It was all a bit cringy Mo Farrah, Freddie Mercury Jesus was a Refugee Wearing Calvin Kleins in Calvary Gallus gals from Galilee Buy one god,…


Jobby Moon

  After The Guardian publishes an article about jobbymoons, a nation guffaws… We’re off to Jobby Moon We’ll follow Mr Broon Jobby Moon, Jobby moooooon Be back soon


My Inner Dictator

I’m the Tory MP for Aberdeen South I like to slag the SNP with my oversized mouth People say I am a bit insane Cos I sat on the throne of Saddam Hussein What a…


Yuck

Diet Of No Fibre

(lyrics by @Tucker5Law) Backin’ up, constipated Tweetin’ rage with his scants down Went the distance, now he’s back on his feet Just a man and his compacted bowel When he was young, it happened so…


Jakeballs

  From the album Questionable Times by Half Bam Half Whisky, hear Loki and the ‘woman in white’ giving it laldy on an edition from Scotland. Listen here