(lyrics by @Tucker5Law)

Backin’ up, constipated
Tweetin’ rage with his scants down
Went the distance, now he’s back on his feet
Just a man and his compacted bowel
When he was young, it happened so fast
He’s traded glory for ex-lax
He’s lost his grip, as he rage tweets his blast
He must fight just to tweet out his shite

It’s the diet of no fibre
Taking pills for a shite
Sitting down to the struggle with his iPhone
So the capslock slave driver stalks his prey out of spite
While he’s watchin’ Fox News with his scants, round his ankles

Tweet to tweet, his buttocks gain heat
Talkin’ tough, always hungry
He’s in the cludgie as we take to the streets
Still tweeting blame on crooked Hilary

It’s the diet of no fibre
Taking pills for a shite
Sitting down to the struggle with his iPhone
So the capslock slave driver stalks his prey out of spite
While he’s watchin’ Fox News with his scants, round his ankles

 

from the album Cunt Of The Century by Supertrump