July 2018

The Hoover

  R. O . S . S. Some call me barmy Some name me thick It don’t make no difference I make everyone sick They call me the hoover Cos I suck and I grin…


Korea Opportunities

If you’re struggling to find work here There are plenty jobs in North Korea Making bombs for minimum fee It’s a booming industry Radioactivity Korea Opportunities They’ve got bombs But we’ve got lots of protest…


Manic Cuntday

And now Jeremy Hunt doesn’t know if his wife is Japanese or Chinese. Any excuse to replay that day back in 6th December, 2010  when a swearfest broke out on the radio and in Parliament. Please…


Ed Balls

We were going to show you the video of this song here but unfortunately it’s been blocked by the BBC.           Oh well, here’s the tune anyway: Ed Balls, Ed Balls,…



My Beautiful Ninja

  A Japanese city has been forced to clarify it is not in fact recruiting ninjas, following reports that it was facing a shortage of skilled assassins. That’s a shame. I was in the best…


Hot Take

It’s a hot, hot, summer and a lot of people are talking about the seventies again. As is their wont. Here’s my hot take from the last time the look back bores let loose… Well…


News Flash

  Scientists say it isn’t a fake There could be life because of a lake On Mars In showbusiness facts, someone with an axe Has smashed up Donald Trump’s Hollywood Star More as we get…


Let’s Eat

  Brexit secretary Dominic Raab says the government will have to take steps to ensure that there are adequate food supplies for Britain to cover the eventuality of a no-deal departure from the European Union….


Fluffy Mundy

Leaving the EU with no deal would be preferable to breaking up the Union, says Scottish Secretary David Mundell… Here comes Fluffy Mundy, he’s gonna step on you The Pistols had Bill Grundy, parliament’s got…