July 2018

Korea Opportunities

If you’re struggling to find work here There are plenty jobs in North Korea Making bombs for minimum fee It’s a booming industry Radioactivity Korea Opportunities They’ve got bombs But we’ve got lots of protest…


Ed Balls

We were going to show you the video of this song here but unfortunately it’s been blocked by the BBC.           Oh well, here’s the tune anyway: Ed Balls, Ed Balls,…



My Beautiful Ninja

  A Japanese city has been forced to clarify it is not in fact recruiting ninjas, following reports that it was facing a shortage of skilled assassins. That’s a shame. I was in the best…


Hot Take

Well I’ve seen the latest news and I’ve got a point of view ahaha The Labour manifesto is like the 70s oh what a laugh T.Rex in the charts and we all read Karl Marx…


News Flash

  Scientists say it isn’t a fake There could be life because of a lake On Mars In showbusiness facts, someone with an axe Has smashed up Donald Trump’s Hollywood Star More as we get…


Let’s Eat

  Brexit secretary Dominic Raab says the government will have to take steps to ensure that there are adequate food supplies for Britain to cover the eventuality of a no-deal departure from the European Union….


Fluffy Mundy

Leaving the EU with no deal would be preferable to breaking up the Union, says Scottish Secretary David Mundell… Here comes Fluffy Mundy, he’s gonna step on you The Pistols had Bill Grundy, parliament’s got…


Malcolm Tucker Free!

After an intense Daily Reckless campaign including overnight candlelit vigils outside HMP Twitter, Malcolm Tucker is finally released.  A relieved Tucker had this to say: Please Indulge Evasiveness Regarding Some Manifestations Of Resistive Gibberish And…


Viva Catalonia

  I went to a poll station at the local school All the cops were waving their sticks, it wasn’t cool They were hardly indiscreet They were there to beat beat beat At the local…