July 2018

Korea Opportunities

If you’re struggling to find work here There are plenty jobs in North Korea Making bombs for minimum fee It’s a booming industry Radioactivity Korea Opportunities They’ve got bombs But we’ve got lots of protest…


Ed Balls

We were going to show you the video of this song here but unfortunately it’s been blocked by the BBC.           Oh well, here’s the tune anyway: Ed Balls, Ed Balls,…


My Beautiful Ninja

  A Japanese city has been forced to clarify it is not in fact recruiting ninjas, following reports that it was facing a shortage of skilled assassins. That’s a shame. I was in the best…


News Flash

  Scientists say it isn’t a fake There could be life because of a lake On Mars In showbusiness facts, someone with an axe Has smashed up Donald Trump’s Hollywood Star More as we get…


Let’s Eat

  Brexit secretary Dominic Raab says the government will have to take steps to ensure that there are adequate food supplies for Britain to cover the eventuality of a no-deal departure from the European Union….


Malcolm Tucker Free!

After an intense Daily Reckless campaign including overnight candlelit vigils outside HMP Twitter, Malcolm Tucker is finally released.  A relieved Tucker had this to say: Please Indulge Evasiveness Regarding Some Manifestations Of Resistive Gibberish And…


Now That’s What I Call Reckless

As the Now That’s What I Call Music compilation series reaches 100, the Daily Reckless commemorates it’s own four part equivalent – Now That’s What I Call Topical, Now Then, Now Then, Now Then, Now That’s…


Summer Recess

  We’re all going on a summer recess No more working for a month or two We’ll leave the cuntry in a right mess Nothing left for us to do Fuck you We’re gonna leave…


Reasons To Hate Tories Part Three

You’ve got a pen in your hand Are you a journalist? Reasons to hate Tories – 1,2,3 General election Everybody retching Putting up the pensions Tax cuts for the rich Ian Duncan Smith Bloody Brexit…