Rowling, trolling, trolling, keep them tweets a flowing,
Keep the hatred growin’
Inside!

Keep movin’, movin’, movin’
Though they’re disapprovin’
Keep them cybernats movin’
Online!

Don’t try to understand ’em
Just rope and throw and brand ’em
We’ll still be living side by side.
You’re just calculatin’
And stirring up the hatin’
Misrepresenting Scottish pride.I’m not anti-English
Ash Shean would shay, Thish ish pish
Pleashe dishmish the gibberish
Online!

Move ’em on, head ’em up
Head ’em up, move ’em on
Move ’em on, head ’em up
Online!
Cut ’em out, ride ’em in
Ride ’em in, let ’em out
Cut ’em out, ride ’em in
Online!

Online!