Stockpiling My Beans For You

 

A few stolen doughnuts is all that we see
You’ve got a brand new can of corned beef and I’ve got a brand new key
Though I’ve tried to resist putting tripe on the list
And a tin of spam just won’t do
So I’m stockpiling my beans for you

It’s not very easy living on fried dust
My friends try and tempt me with stale pizza crust
But each time I try I just break down and cry
‘Cause I’d rather be home sniffing glue
So I’m stockpiling my beans for you

You used to tell me we’d be better together
Don’t panic buy one get one free
You said be patient just wait a little longer
But that’s just an old fantasy

I’ve got to get breakfast just some grit from the floor
Cos cat litter muesli I can’t take any more
And tonight is the night for eating dog shite
We’ll be on the bog the whole night through
So I’m stockpiling my beans
Yes I’m stockpiling my beans
Yes I’m stockpiling my beans for you

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