August 2018

Indy Civil War

  When the janny comes cleaning up again – Hurrah! Hurrah! He’s coming with a bucket of sawdust yeah – Hurrah! Hurrah! Cos someone was sick on the battlefield The sweetcorn and vomit is congealed…


Scottish Political Anoraks

  Here are the clinical Unpolished facts For Scottish political anoraks Outside your bubble Nobody cares That you’re taking the trouble To split bawhairs Oh relax, don’t do it, when you want to retweet it…


The Sensational Alex Salmond Band (in Russian)

As Alex Salmond resigns, here’s a reminderĀ of the theme tune to the Sensational Alex Salmond Band in Russian.   And here’s the English translation: We have whisky for breakfast Fuck The Zeitgeist That’s how we…


The Night, Thriller And Death

Today would have been Michael Jackson’s 60th birthday, so here’s a stramash-up of when Michael met The Fall. Vincent Price relates the grisly outcome… Please follow and like us:


The McBots

  We are Scottish Nationalists Manipulating through our wrists We are the McBots We are the McBots We are the McBots (dissolve the union) We are the McBots (deploy the unicorn) Theresa is automatic Now…


Dissolve The Union

The Herald (a Scottish “newspaper”) has revealed that the Dissolve The Union hashtag on the twitter has been deployed by robots: Definitely something fishy going on.       Brrrp. Bleep. Activate the song  …


Jilted Jock

The Reckless staff had an office night out in Glasgow yesterday to see Jilted John, which reminded us of this old school classic:   I’ve been going out with a country, her name is England…


Papal Blues

  Pope Francis is a bit down after refusing to respond to claims by a former Vatican diplomat, who has called for him to resign… My clergy’s done left me My bishops look confused I’ve…


Totally Fired

  Little racist Lord Sugar goes all ‘Carry On’ in this mix of The Fall’s ‘Totally Wired’ and The Apprentice. The crowdfunder for 40 Odd Years Of The Fall is here: Please follow and like…


Twat

  Danny Dyer’s diatribe about Brexit on Good Evening Britain has been named TV moment of the year at the Edinburgh TV Festival Awards. Here it is in a musical stramash-up accompanied by Queen and…