BBC Shortbread

It’s couthy, it’s cringey
Embarrassing and twee
The Scottish news on the BBC
It’s like watching a toddler explain the news to strangers
It’s murder, it’s ‘think o’ the weans’
It’s Celtic and Rangers

BBC Shortbread
Kick it in the head
If you want a Scottish Six
Get some real journalists
Who could do the job instead

Oh look, it’s a film star
Let’s fawn on our knees
And ask them what they think of being in Dundee
Here’s a picture of some mountains that we’re always climbing up
And here’s Rod Stewart doing the draw for the Scottish Cup

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