October 2018

Do The Zombie

Zombies in the bathroom Zombies in the hall Zombies in the stadium Playing at football Zombies in the high street Zombies at the shops Zombies in my living room Someone call the cops Zombies playing…



Gideon Ding Dong

As another Budget dawns, we look back at when Gideon Osborne was in charge of the tuck shop money: The budget made me really mad, A granny tax is very sad. Tax rises on OAPs,…


Bohemian Anchovy

As the new Queen biopic is released, the Reckless remembers the epic song which crammed in more fish puns than you can throw a tub of chub at… Is this marine life? Is this a manatee?…


Robert De Niro’s Fighting

A suspect package similar to those sent to CNN and senior Democrats has been sent to a New York restaurant owned by Robert De Niro. When Bob came out fighting against Donald Trump we set his…


Do Ye Ken John Peel?

  On the 14th anniversary of his death, here’s a song from the forthcoming 40 Odd Years Of The Fall album about John Peel: D’ye ken John Peel do ya do ya eh? Do ye…


Sea Kelp

Sir David Attenborough has insisted it is “absolutely imperative” that action is taken to preserve kelp forests in Scotland’s waters… There’s a vegetable and fragrance that is talking to me Suggesting I require a course…


Have A Plate Of Tripe

It’s World Tripe Day. Get stuck in. Better believe the hype It’s not just oldies who like tripe I have it on good authority That Little Mix and Beyoncé Are huge fans of this delicacy…


Lady Mone (Treacherous Scants Merchant)

Baroness Mone has been dubbed the “Layabout Lady of Mayfair” after her attendance record was disclosed by the House of Lords. The businesswoman is facing calls to resign after it was revealed that her absence…