October 2018


Gideon Ding Dong

As another Budget dawns, we look back at when Gideon Osborne was in charge of the tuck shop money: The budget made me really mad, A granny tax is very sad. Tax rises on OAPs,…


Bohemian Anchovy

As the new Queen biopic is released, the Reckless remembers the epic song which crammed in more fish puns than you can throw a tub of chub at… Is this marine life? Is this a manatee?…


Do Ye Ken John Peel?

  On the 14th anniversary of his death, here’s a song from the forthcoming 40 Odd Years Of The Fall album about John Peel: D’ye ken John Peel do ya do ya eh? Do ye…


Have A Plate Of Tripe

It’s World Tripe Day. Get stuck in. Better believe the hype It’s not just oldies who like tripe I have it on good authority That Little Mix and Beyoncé Are huge fans of this delicacy…


Lady Mone (Treacherous Scants Merchant)

Baroness Mone has been dubbed the “Layabout Lady of Mayfair” after her attendance record was disclosed by the House of Lords. The businesswoman is facing calls to resign after it was revealed that her absence…



BBC Shortbread

Sally Magnusson admits live on air on Reporting Scotland that ‘this is a complete mess.’ Everybody sing! It’s couthy, it’s cringey Embarrassing and twee The Scottish news on the BBC It’s like watching a toddler…



I Am Nick Clegg

Now Nicky’s gone to Facebook, time to remember his finest hour. Ahem. I am Nick Clegg (iddle iddle iddle um) With the extra leg (iddle iddle iddle um) Yes, I have an extra leg down…