My Cuckoo Queue


Andrew Neil is forced to delete his creepy misogynystic tweet. But he’s still a massive smug faced cock for calling Bobby Gillespie a miserable Jock…

Queue, queue for the E.U.
That’s what they said we’ll have to do
But now we know it just isn’t true
No need to queue for the E.U.

Andrew, I am the news (He is the news!)
He’s got a bad case of the unionist blues
He doesn’t know the difference between a list and a queue
Andrew Neil – I am the news

Oh Andrew, Andrew, I am the news
Like Freddie Flintstone in a pair of tartan trews
Andrew, Andrew, I am the news

from the album Straight Bananas by Tommy Mackay. Listen here

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