I Am Not A Fish-Thrower

 

 

I am not a fish-thrower,
Yubby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum.
Call me Jacob unless you are from
Cambridge Analytica

Oi! I don’t have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
Cos I am a biddy biddy rich,
Idle-diddle-daidle-daidle man.

I’ve got a big tall hat and many little children,
But I’ve never changed a nappy once.
That’s a job for nanny don’t you know.
I will be even more minted after the Brexit,
What a jolly fine coincidence,
I’ll buy a bigger mansion, just for show.

And I will show the oiks just what a man can do
With the mettle of my blade
Brandishing my sword like Flashman or John Bull
I will throw barbs and witticisms like a card
And man the Latin speakers barricade
I’m not taking the piscine for the old school

Cos I am not a fish-thrower,
Yubby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum.
Call me Jacob unless you are from
Cambridge Analytica

Oi! I don’t have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
Cos I am a biddy biddy rich,
Idle-diddle-daidle-daidle man

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