December 2018

Goodbye 2018

  Goodbye 2018 as we head into a brick wall You had the dancing skills of May Which is no dance skills at all Even as we die, oh the press still hold the view…


A Christmas Gift For Ye

Free festive album for all Reckless readers to wind up the year. Featuring Half Bam Half Whisky, The Sensational Alex Salmond Band, They Might Be Gannets and Tommy Mackay performing all your favourite Christmas songs,…



I Wish I Could Be Legless Every Day

When the snowman brings the snow, You will end up all aglow And you’ll be talking ten to the dozen all day But when the dealer goes away You’ll have nothing left to say So…


Quotidian Pangs Of Existential Dread

  Foreboding feelings burrowing away Inside your stomach everyday Stay away from the internet It’s not the end of the world just yet Worse things happen Can’t you see Yes but they’re always happening to…


Nebulous

  Nebulous No free movement of people The EU will fight you down (tell me why) When you see Junker. (Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha) Let me tell you if you’re not wrong (then, why?) Everything is all right…


In The Name Of Jesus!

As David Dumblebee bids farewell to Question Time, we remember its greatest ever mad bloke in the audience… From the album Questionable Times by Half Bam Half Whisky. Listen here Please follow and like us:


Lashed Christmas

  Last Christmas you hated the scarf That cost me 10 quid from C&A This year to save you from tears I’ll give you a fucking voucher I thought it was about peace and love…


Theresa!

Lock up your daughters Lock up your sons Lock up your dalmations You had 99 problems and that’s pretty bad, son But now you’ve got over 101 Theresa! Your human rights Are in her sights…


They Shoot Horseshit Don’t They?

  Here we go Round and round the floor Together in shite Pure bullshit Over bloody Brexit Whatever This time Theresa and Jeremy We should put them out of their misery Whatever It’s time They…