December 2018

They Shoot Horseshit Don’t They?

  Here we go Round and round the floor Together in shite Pure bullshit Over bloody Brexit Whatever This time Theresa and Jeremy We should put them out of their misery Whatever It’s time They…


Give Peas A Chance

  Every cunt’s banging on about parsnips and all that Every cunt’s banging on about parsnips and all that Parsnips, parsnips, parsnips Every cunt’s banging on about parsnips and all that, so All we are…


Where Do Santa’s Reindeer Shit?

Where do Santa’s reindeer shit? It must be in the skyImagine walking under it and being hit in the eyeYou’d think the streets on Christmas day would be quite a stink That’s why you’ll always…


The Hoover

  Ross Thomson has been tricked by a TV crew into believing a fake drug app exists that supports fictional children working in a Colombian cartel’s “cocaine factory”. What a riddy. R. O . S . S….


It’s Raining Contempt

  Humility is rising, Theresa’s getting low According to all sources, she hasn’t long to go ‘Cause tonight for the first time In the houses of parliament For the first time in history The government’s…


Tory In A Foodbank

  Tory in a foodbank PR stunt Smiling like A Tory cunt Can I take you to reality Where you enabled this You can watch yourself Taking the piss – ugh Tory in a foodbank…



You’re So Vain

As the president wanders about lost on stage screaming ‘I’m a non-entity, get me out of here!’ we remember how he got there… You walked into the Whitehouse Like you were walking onto a yacht…