Goodbye 2018
Goodbye 2018 as we head into a brick wall You had the dancing skills of May Which is no dance skills at all Even as we die, oh the press still hold the view…
December 2018
A Christmas Gift For Ye
Free festive album for all Reckless readers to wind up the year. Featuring Half Bam Half Whisky, The Sensational Alex Salmond Band, They Might Be Gannets and Tommy Mackay performing all your favourite Christmas songs,…
It’s Clichéd To Be Cynical At Christmas
Cover of the Half Man Half Biscuit festive classic. Now how did I guess You were going to express Your disdain at the crane With the bright fairy lights And you’d moan at the…
I Wish I Could Be Legless Every Day
When the snowman brings the snow, You will end up all aglow And you’ll be talking ten to the dozen all day But when the dealer goes away You’ll have nothing left to say So…
Quotidian Pangs Of Existential Dread
Foreboding feelings burrowing away Inside your stomach everyday Stay away from the internet It’s not the end of the world just yet Worse things happen Can’t you see Yes but they’re always happening to…
Nebulous
Nebulous No free movement of people The EU will fight you down (tell me why) When you see Junker. (Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha) Let me tell you if you’re not wrong (then, why?) Everything is all right…
Lashed Christmas
Last Christmas you hated the scarf That cost me 10 quid from C&A This year to save you from tears I’ll give you a fucking voucher I thought it was about peace and love…
Theresa!
Lock up your daughters Lock up your sons Lock up your dalmations You had 99 problems and that’s pretty bad, son But now you’ve got over 101 Theresa! Your human rights Are in her sights…
Give Peas A Chance
Every cunt’s banging on about parsnips and all that Every cunt’s banging on about parsnips and all that Parsnips, parsnips, parsnips Every cunt’s banging on about parsnips and all that, so All we are…
Where Do Santa’s Reindeer Shit?
Where do Santa’s reindeer shit? It must be in the skyImagine walking under it and being hit in the eyeYou’d think the streets on Christmas day would be quite a stink That’s why you’ll always…