January 2019

Go Brexit

  (Together) we will leave someday (Together) never mind about Scotland eh? (Together) and Northern Ireland (Together) looks like you’ve made your own plans (Together) you keep saying we’re better (Together) you even write love…


Stand And Deliver

I’m the dour Scotsman that you’re too scared to mention I spent your cash on banking gash And nuclear deterrents The devil take your principles And socialist intentions You’re all a bunch of bigots And…


Let’s Get Fiscal

About a trillion dollars has been spent to re-capitalise the banks There’s about seven trillion dollars in guarantees for the banks Good bank, bad bank Good bank, bad bank You’ve got to isolate the bad…


Dour Prudence

Dour Prudence – that’s my philosophy Dour Prudence – I’m gonna make you pay I’ve been a dour cunt all my life On account of me being fay Fife Dour Prudence Won’t you open up…



Independence Live

It’s the new kid on the block – it’s Independence Live radio. Everybody sing!   Look out! look out! The people will shout Indy’s coming home It’s been well over 300 years Just leave us…


Haggis Bombs

  Haggis songs in Caledonia, There’s only one by Rabbie Burns. Fair fa’ your honest, sonsie face, Great chieftain o’ the puddin-race! Aboon them a’ ye tak your place, Painch, tripe, or thairm. Weel are…


All Fall Down

A year has gone since the death of MES. The music scene’s still broken. Here’s a trbute from the album 40 Odd Years Of The Fall: All Fall down Live at the Witch Trials All…


May’s Monkeys

  Here we come Walking down the street Our organ grinder is running Through a field of wheat Hey hey we’re her monkeys People say we monkey around We’re flinging shit at strangers And rampaging…


Cuntissentially Cuntish

Ooh baby life’s just chaotic The prime minister is robotic It’s cuntissentially idiotic Dumb, desperate and despotic Together whatever we recall now Cuntissentially means fuck all now Whatever mystery life’s about There’s no doubt we’ll…