There Was No Collusion
Wouldn’t it be nice if I said would? Would a woodchuck chuck wood if it could? Wouldn’t I lie to you? Of course I would A double negative is not no good There was…
February 2019
Mr Trump Is Magic
Mr Trump has magic, you know Never believe it’s not so He’s magic, you know Never believe, it’s not so In the last two years It’s coming out his ears Astonishing vote getter and campaigner…
Music Was My Potus
To commemorate the release of Cunt Of The Century by Supertrump, here’s The Donald’s thoughts on music: “I have broken more Elton John records, he seems to have a lot of records. And I,…
Cunt Of The Century
Supertrump have a brand new album out and you can’t afford to miss it. Cos it’s free! Here’s the track listing: Forever In Good Genes The Wheel Is Older Than The Wall Nobody Has More…
Chuka Umunna Is Big Cleggy
Soubry – gimme gimme Wollaston Allen – o.k. showdown Berger – funny tinge Smith Coffey – o.k. showdown Shuker – gimme gimme Ryan Leslie – and Gapes showdown* Showdown Take them away They’re as…
Fulsome Brexit Blues
The Nicola and Mhairi Chain make their feelings known in the style of Johnny Cash…. I hear the Brexit comin’ It’s soundin’ awfully grim, I want a referendum, And I wanna win, I’m stuck in…
Independent Group
They want you, they want you They want you as a new recruit Where can you find our website? Search the web for gobshite We’re not good with technology Where can you begin to…
Washing My Own Chandeliers
I am so down to earth that I’m Washing me own chandeliers Da, da, da, da, da, I am smoking a fag And I’m having a couple of beers It is not so easy…
Mouldy May
Wake up, Theresa, I think I got something to say to you It’s time for breakfast and you really should be eating food I know you like gammon and ham, but I’ve only got…
Mouldy Old D’Oh
Theresa May has revealed that she will not throw away a jar of jam if it has gone mouldy on top. She scrapes off the mould and eats the good preserve left underneath. Mmmmm….