February 2019

There Was No Collusion

  Wouldn’t it be nice if I said would? Would a woodchuck chuck wood if it could? Wouldn’t I lie to you? Of course I would A double negative is not no good There was…


Cockney Brexit Knees Up

  Back to the Troubles with the old backstop And cry boys cry Don’t let your joy and laughter put you off Why oh why oh why What’s the use of good friday It never…


Mr Trump Is Magic

Mr Trump has magic, you know Never believe it’s not so He’s magic, you know Never believe, it’s not so In the last two years It’s coming out his ears Astonishing vote getter and campaigner…


Music Was My Potus

  To commemorate the release of Cunt Of The Century by Supertrump, here’s The Donald’s thoughts on music: “I have broken more Elton John records, he seems to have a lot of records. And I,…


Cunt Of The Century

Supertrump have a brand new album out and you can’t afford to miss it. Cos it’s free! Here’s the track listing: Forever In Good Genes The Wheel Is Older Than The Wall Nobody Has More…


Chuka Umunna Is Big Cleggy

  Soubry – gimme gimme Wollaston Allen – o.k. showdown Berger – funny tinge Smith Coffey – o.k. showdown Shuker – gimme gimme Ryan Leslie – and Gapes showdown* Showdown Take them away They’re as…


Fulsome Brexit Blues

The Nicola and Mhairi Chain make their feelings known in the style of Johnny Cash…. I hear the Brexit comin’ It’s soundin’ awfully grim, I want a referendum, And I wanna win, I’m stuck in…


Independent Group

  They want you, they want you They want you as a new recruit Where can you find our website? Search the web for gobshite We’re not good with technology Where can you begin to…



Indy’s Coming

  Indy’s coming, indy’s coming, Indy’s coming down the road, When you hear the noise of the indy girls and boys Indy’s coming down the road Brexit’s coming, Brexit’s coming, Brexit’s coming down the road,…