February 2019

There Was No Collusion

  Wouldn’t it be nice if I said would? Would a woodchuck chuck wood if it could? Wouldn’t I lie to you? Of course I would A double negative is not no good There was…


Mr Trump Is Magic

Mr Trump has magic, you know Never believe it’s not so He’s magic, you know Never believe, it’s not so In the last two years It’s coming out his ears Astonishing vote getter and campaigner…


Music Was My Potus

  To commemorate the release of Cunt Of The Century by Supertrump, here’s The Donald’s thoughts on music: “I have broken more Elton John records, he seems to have a lot of records. And I,…



Chuka Umunna Is Big Cleggy

  Soubry – gimme gimme Wollaston Allen – o.k. showdown Berger – funny tinge Smith Coffey – o.k. showdown Shuker – gimme gimme Ryan Leslie – and Gapes showdown* Showdown Take them away They’re as…


Independent Group

  They want you, they want you They want you as a new recruit Where can you find our website? Search the web for gobshite We’re not good with technology Where can you begin to…



Mouldy May

  Wake up, Theresa, I think I got something to say to you It’s time for breakfast and you really should be eating food I know you like gammon and ham, but I’ve only got…


Mouldy Old D’Oh

  Theresa May has revealed that she will not throw away a jar of jam if it has gone mouldy on top. She scrapes off the mould and eats the good preserve left underneath. Mmmmm….