February 2019


The Ross Boys LP

After many recent developments, it has been decided to upgrade last year’s Ross Boys EP by Half Bam Half Whisky to full blown LP status. New additions include It Wisnae Me, The Hoover and Tory…


It Wisnae Me

  Brexit gets me stressed out So I’m drinking in the Strangers Bar Picture this I was on my tenth shot Eating complimentary caviar How could I forget that I was Aberdeen South MP All…


Indy Live Radio

I’ve done the jingles for Indy Live Radio ( www.indylive.radio ), and collected them all together here in one handy song package:   Indylive.radio only a wee click away What you’re hearing is indylive radio…


Special Place In Hell

  Why don’t you ask May if she’s going to stay? Why don’t you ask Corbyn if he’s going away? Why don’t you tell me what’s going on? Why don’t you tell me who has…


Marxist Extremist

As Karl’s grave is back in the news after being defiled, we salute one of his biggest fans: Are you ready Jez? Uh-huh Oh what’s so funny about health And the equal distribution of wealth…


Posh Twat In The Pig

  Posh twat fucked a pig David Cameron Posh twat fucked a pig David Cameron Posh twat fucked a pig David Cameron He looks like a giant side of ham Oink! Oink! Show me the…


Forever In Good Genes

  We all know the news is fake They’re calling me a Jaffa Cake And Cheesy Wotsit Oompa Loompa man They’re questioning my hue, and cry “He’s as red as his massive tie” And then…


Posh People

  Posh people got no reason Posh people got no reason Posh people got no reason To live They sit in the commons Passing bills And they haven’t got Any discernible skills They eat posh…