99% of Little England love Nigel Farage
He’s a cross between a gargoyle and a bullfrog at large
It should be pronounced ‘Faridge,’ I don’t say ‘gararge’
You won’t find him in Claridges, or should I say ‘Clararge’
Oh he’s a cheeky chappy millionaire
If you want to drop him a line
He’s a permanent fixture on BBC’s Question Time
He’s always in a pub, I bet he drinks lager and lime
Cos he’s such a fucking dick he makes Russell Brand look like Einstein
Quest que c’est?
Fa – fa – fa – fa- fa
Fa – fa- fa- Farage
If you’re stuck in traffic you can blame foreigners
If it’s raining men you can blame the gay bars
from the EP All I Want For Christmas Is A Torphichen Inn Away Kit by Half Bam Half Whisky.