March 2019

Caravan Of Leave

  Are you ready, are you ready? Are you ready, are you ready? Every gammon every ham Join the caravan of leave (Stand up) fuck off Stand up Every gammon every ham Join the caravan…


Epic Protest March

  Epic protest march You’re losing, you’re losing, you’re losing, you’re losing your dignity You used to do lunch Enthusing, enthusing, enthusing over doilies, cakes and tea Now we’re radicalised Farage has opened our eyes…


Village Green GPS Society

  We are the Village Green GPS Society God save Donald Trump, vaudeville and variety We are the Desperate Dan Appreciation Society Let’s fit every knife with a tracking device yeah Preserving the old ways…


Dad On

  First they came for the socialites and I said Dad on Then they came for the alt-rights and I said Dad on Then they came for the Blairites and I said Dad on Then…


Bollocks!

As Geoffrey Cox says bollocks to Jon Snow, we remember Brian Blessed’s finest swearfest: Please follow and like us:


High Anxiety

As Treeza zaps off to Strasbourg, her fellow passengers feel a little anxious, as does the rest of the country. Relieve your stress with Half Bam Half Whisky’s album SingalongaMay, available here: Please follow and…


Failing

  I am failing I’m Chris Grayling I am hailing A taxi I’m e-mailing Michael Palin To make a non travel documentary I am bailing On the sailing Cos there’s no ships for this ferry…


Love Lorne

  You may have heard of the seven ages of Man But have you heard of square sausages, maaan? You can stuff your Eggs factor, your football and porn Cos I…… Love Lorne They’re a…


Nothing Has Changed

  Don’t you hate the way she seems to enjoy it? Clinging on to power like piles Round the arse of British politics Totally in denial Nothing’s happening and it’s happening right now But that’s…


SingalongaMay

All your favourite totally topical tory tunes on one bumper compilation. Guaranteed to gie ye the dry boak. Tracks are: Cockney Brexit Knees Up Go Brexit David Davis Eyes Nanny Is A Nazi Nothing Has…