Caravan Of Leave
Are you ready, are you ready? Are you ready, are you ready? Every gammon every ham Join the caravan of leave (Stand up) fuck off Stand up Every gammon every ham Join the caravan…
March 2019
Epic Protest March
Epic protest march You’re losing, you’re losing, you’re losing, you’re losing your dignity You used to do lunch Enthusing, enthusing, enthusing over doilies, cakes and tea Now we’re radicalised Farage has opened our eyes…
Village Green GPS Society
We are the Village Green GPS Society God save Donald Trump, vaudeville and variety We are the Desperate Dan Appreciation Society Let’s fit every knife with a tracking device yeah Preserving the old ways…
Dad On
First they came for the socialites and I said Dad on Then they came for the alt-rights and I said Dad on Then they came for the Blairites and I said Dad on Then…
High Anxiety
As Treeza zaps off to Strasbourg, her fellow passengers feel a little anxious, as does the rest of the country. Relieve your stress with Half Bam Half Whisky’s album SingalongaMay, available here:
Failing
I am failing I’m Chris Grayling I am hailing A taxi I’m e-mailing Michael Palin To make a non travel documentary I am bailing On the sailing Cos there’s no ships for this ferry…
Nothing Has Changed
Don’t you hate the way she seems to enjoy it? Clinging on to power like piles Round the arse of British politics Totally in denial Nothing’s happening and it’s happening right now But that’s…
SingalongaMay
All your favourite totally topical tory tunes on one bumper compilation. Guaranteed to gie ye the dry boak. Tracks are: Cockney Brexit Knees Up Go Brexit David Davis Eyes Nanny Is A Nazi Nothing Has…