April 2019

Bye Bye Kezia

Bye bye Kezia, Kezia goodbye (Bye bye Kezia) If she’d organised the Queensferry Crossing it’d be over the River Kwai (Bye bye Kezia) Kezia Dugdale – or is it Keezia? There’s no way to make…


It’s Ma Pairty

Nobody knows where Jim Murphy has gone Jola left the same time Why was he holding her hand When the job became mine It’s my party, and I’ll resign if I want to Resign if…


Spanish Rock

Just when you thought you’d had enough Of all this bleeding Brexit stuff Here’s Michael HoWARd And Gibraltar And Little England salivates cos that’s the law I’m living on a Spanish rock I’m as English…


Toby Young, Oh What A Twat

Toby Young, oh what a twat But he’s got a caustic wit Toby Young, oh what a twat Deleting all his tweets about tits How To Lose Friends – a speciality A pal of Boris…


Scottish Political Anoraks

  Here are the clinical Unpolished facts For Scottish political anoraks Outside your bubble Nobody cares That you’re taking the trouble To split bawhairs Oh relax, don’t do it, when you want to retweet it…


Supercallousfragileracistsexistlyingpotus

Everybody’s ready for Friday the thirteenth When Donny comes a calling we’ll be armed to the teeth From John O’Groats to Lands End and all points inbetween Protesting and singing songs outrageous and obscene Supercallousfragileracistsexistlyingpotus…


Noader Daim

  Everybody’s been To Notre Dame cathedral Unless you’re American Then it’s Noader Daim cathedral Wan cunt went to No Noader Daim cathedral Wan cunt and his dug Noader Daim cathedral Two cunts went to…



Pointless

A Half Man Half Biscuit sample provides the background to a song about the meaningless of life and quiz shows. from the album Ziggy Sturgeon and The Spiders From Katie Melua’s Ears by Tommy Mackay….


Turdthumping

  He spreads the brown on the curtains cos he’s never gonna wash again He spreads the brown on the curtains cos he’s never gonna wash again He smears his shit on the walls of…