April 2019

Noader Daim

  Everybody’s been To Notre Dame cathedral Unless you’re American Then it’s Noader Daim cathedral Wan cunt went to No Noader Daim cathedral Wan cunt and his dug Noader Daim cathedral Two cunts went to…



Pointless

A Half Man Half Biscuit sample provides the background to a song about the meaningless of life and quiz shows. from the album Ziggy Sturgeon and The Spiders From Katie Melua’s Ears by Tommy Mackay….


Turdthumping

  He spreads the brown on the curtains cos he’s never gonna wash again He spreads the brown on the curtains cos he’s never gonna wash again He smears his shit on the walls of…


Walking With Farage

I used to think we would be leaving the EU for sure And I couldn’t wait for the day when we’d all wave Bonjour (naw – it’s au revoir innit. Eh?) Now every time I…


Closer

It’s closer than it’s ever been And now it’s even closer And now it’s even closer And now it’s even closer It’s closer than it’s ever been And now it’s even closer And now it’s…


Jackie Bird

OK boys, give us one of them Reporting Scotland couthy, homely wee country vibes Haud oan to yer Auntie Beeb’s pinny Ah wella everybody’s seen Jackie Bird Bird, Bird, Bird Jackie Bird Look at yersel,…


Julian Assange

  Julian Assange Julian Assange He says the world is ruled by a giant blancmange He has all the secrets Revealing all the lies He told me that there was no mince in my mince…



Riddy

  Riddy, What a riddy, Theresa’s croaking Like a dalek, it never ends And EU are making you croak It’s a pure riddy The first time that you had a vote You were trounced but…