The McBots
It’s #NationalUnicornDay. Deploy the unicorn! We are Scottish Nationalists Manipulating through our wrists We are the McBots We are the McBots We are the McBots (dissolve the union) We are the McBots (deploy the unicorn)…
It’s #NationalUnicornDay. Deploy the unicorn! We are Scottish Nationalists Manipulating through our wrists We are the McBots We are the McBots We are the McBots (dissolve the union) We are the McBots (deploy the unicorn)…
“A lot of people have been asking me about my new LP. Well, here it is, pop-pickers. It features lots of stirring tunes including Caravan Of Leave, Making Placards For Nigel and These Boots Won’t…
How many times must a windmill spin Before it turns on my TV How many times have I told you My dad was born in Germany How many oranges must I sook To go…
As sewage pours into the House of Commons and Uri Geller claims credit, we ask – is this a sign? Or just a burst pipe? Humility is rising, Theresa’s getting low According to…
Hi, my name is Mark Francois, (you’re hard, you’re hard) Behold my genitalia (my genitalia) My name sounds like it is French (Francois, Francois) But it’s not, I am hench A sweaty bulldog in…
Here we go Round and round the floor Together in shite Pure bullshit Over bloody Brexit Whatever This time Theresa and Jeremy We should put them out of their misery Whatever It’s time They…
As protesters make their mark on the glass panels at Westminster, the Reckless uses it as an excuse to recall a 2013 news story about a chap spotted walking bare naked scuddy in the…