Coveted Trophy
I don’t need a wink from the weakest link I need a certain trophy which is smaller than you think Don’t need to validate my life with children or a wife Or being 2011’s best…
I don’t need a wink from the weakest link I need a certain trophy which is smaller than you think Don’t need to validate my life with children or a wife Or being 2011’s best…
Sajid Javid, a keen adopter of the power stance has given permission for us to repost this. See the original video of The George Osborne Stance featuring music by Half Bam Half Whisky here:
There was a Labour, a Scottish Labour It travelled far away from all it stood for, hey! It went through leaders like bottom feeders They had more line up changes than The Fall …
Will we ever make it to the next round (Mathematically possible) I’m too damn anxious, I’m too damn down (Mathematically possible) N.A.U.S.E.A – Nausea If you like uncertainty, stick around (Mathematically possible) And watch this…
I have done my best I have done everything I can Sadly I have not been able to do her majesty the queen I tried three times It is and will always remain a…
Well, if I’m in an existential funk I find it helps if I get drunk I take a single malt, I reach for Jean Paul Saltire When I’m lonely Being and nothingness I will…
People say I’m cold That I sold my soul for gold But really I’m a mess of emotions Maggie Thatcher made me quiver Boris Johnson makes me simper I shed a tear at the…
Goodbye to May, goodbye to May, She made a pig’s ear of Brexit Goodbye to May, goodbye to May, Well at least she didn’t actually shag a pig [Chorus] She’s obscene, can’t you see…
As Britain manages to finish even lower in their last place position at this year’s official Eurovision and votes to humiliate itself further in the European elections, the Daily Reckless is proud to present the…
Long distance information give me Michael Heseltine We have a situation where my dog’s not feeling fine Alsatian Strangulation is the human way To put him out his misery and send him on his way…