May 2019

Coveted Trophy

I don’t need a wink from the weakest link I need a certain trophy which is smaller than you think Don’t need to validate my life with children or a wife Or being 2011’s best…


George Osborne Stance

Sajid David, a keen adopter of the power stance has given permission for us to repost this. See the original video of The George Osborne Stance featuring music by Half Bam Half Whisky here:




Scottish Labour

  There was a Labour, a Scottish Labour It travelled far away from all it stood for, hey! It went through leaders like bottom feeders They had more line up changes than The Fall  …



Nausea

Will we ever make it to the next round (Mathematically possible) I’m too damn anxious, I’m too damn down (Mathematically possible) N.A.U.S.E.A – Nausea If you like uncertainty, stick around (Mathematically possible) And watch this…



Being And Nothingness

Well, if I’m in an existential funk I find it helps if I get drunk I take a single malt, I reach for Jean Paul Saltire When I’m lonely Being and nothingness I will not…


Tears For Peers

  People say I’m cold That I sold my soul for gold But really I’m a mess of emotions Maggie Thatcher made me quiver Boris Johnson makes me simper I shed a tear at the…