100 People
We asked 100 people to name as many ways to live their life by They were gripped with the fear of existence No-one knows why There are people that count Every single amount Of everything…
We asked 100 people to name as many ways to live their life by They were gripped with the fear of existence No-one knows why There are people that count Every single amount Of everything…
People say there’s a little yellow idol To the north of Kathmandu What they don’t say is I’m feeling suicidal Social media is my new glue So take a good look at my selfie My…
When Jean Paul Saltire becomes a contestant on Pointless, the result is… nausea. The most joyfully depressing album you will ever hear… Get it here:
There’s a voice that keeps on calling me In my head – that’s where I live you see Every thought I have don’t matter a jot Whatever I say I am, that is what…
They seek him here They seek him there From Buckingham Palace To Leicester Square Everyday he goosesteps round the gardens of Buck House Cos he’s a dedicated follower of fascism Oh yes he is, oh…
You don’t get it You don’t get it You don’t get it You don’t get it Fuck bollocks shit
As it is revealed that free cash machines are vanishing at an alarming rate, we remember the day an ATM in Dundee started spitting out double money… Well I don’t know why I came…