June 2019

Birdwatching For Punks

An album for twitchers who also like to pogo. Includes Ptarmigan (Tommy Gun), Meep Meep Meep (Neat Neat Neat),  Jilted Swan and many more. All in under 15 minutes. Get yours free here: Please follow…


The Curlew And The Oyster Catcher

  The curlew and the oyster catcher The curlew and the oyster catcher Went to sea The curlew and the oyster catcher The curlew and the oyster catcher Went to sea The oyster catcher’s orange…


Bendy Bus Song

As Boris bumbles on about his bus building hobby, we look back at a time when bendy buses were all the rage…   One of the best sights on a London street today Is an…


Boris Is A Lying Cunt

  The 31st of October That’s when it will be all over, yes it will That’ll be the day the UK dies I am Boris Johnson’s son Never heard nothin’ but bad things about him…


Bannockburning

  On the anniversary of the battle, Brian Cox narrates the Battle of Bannockburn accompanied by The Ruts and The Cure. And why not?   from the album Bannockburning by The Plagiarist Please follow and…


Boris The Ligor

Who’s that crawling up Whitehall Heading for a great big fall A cross between Siegfried and Roy And one of their tigers, boy Boris The Ligor… Creepy, Crawley like Paul Morley Creepy creepy crawly crawly…


Sea Of Love

  Come with me, Donald Trump To the sea, the sea of love I want to show you how much I haven’t a clue Don’t forget how much I’m loved Admired, worshipped and adored I…


Oh Supertrump

  Trump promises to cure cancer, eradicate AIDS and land men on Mars… Please follow and like us:


Alcohol Minimum Pricing Bill

In Scotland,  alcohol sales drop as the government’s minimum pricing bill kicks in. So here’s the song of the same name from the musical Oliver Pissed. Listen here. I wake up in the morning with…


Iran’s So Far Away

On Pennsylvania Avenue I never thought I’d need to read a book Need to read a book But this one’s called an atlas and It’s got pictures of sky and sand So I looked up…