June 2019

Birdwatching For Punks

An album for twitchers who also like to pogo. Includes Ptarmigan (Tommy Gun), Meep Meep Meep (Neat Neat Neat),  Jilted Swan and many more. All in under 15 minutes. Get yours free here: Please follow…


The Curlew And The Oyster Catcher

  The curlew and the oyster catcher The curlew and the oyster catcher Went to sea The curlew and the oyster catcher The curlew and the oyster catcher Went to sea The oyster catcher’s orange…


Bendy Bus Song

As Boris bumbles on about his bus building hobby, we look back at a time when bendy buses were all the rage…   One of the best sights on a London street today Is an…


Bannockburning

  On the anniversary of the battle, Brian Cox narrates the Battle of Bannockburn accompanied by The Ruts and The Cure. And why not?   from the album Bannockburning by The Plagiarist Please follow and…


Boris The Ligor

  Who’s that crawling up Whitehall Heading for a great big fall A cross between Siegfried and Roy And one of their tigers, boy Boris The Ligor… Creepy, Crawley like Paul Morley Creepy creepy crawly…


Sea Of Love

  Come with me, Donald Trump To the sea, the sea of love I want to show you how much I haven’t a clue Don’t forget how much I’m loved Admired, worshipped and adored I…


Alcohol Minimum Pricing Bill

In Scotland,  alcohol sales drop as the government’s minimum pricing bill kicks in. So here’s the song of the same name from the musical Oliver Pissed. Listen here. I wake up in the morning with…


Fluffy Mundy

So, farewell Fluffy… Here comes Fluffy Mundy, he’s gonna step on you The Pistols had Bill Grundy, parliament’s got you Yer crunching ma beard crumbs, man, you know you talk such shit man Yer crunching…


Brotherhood Of Sid

During the break at the Reckless Eurovision Song Contest, we were treated to the Brotherhood Of Man tribute act who melded Save Your Kisses For Me with the Sid Vicious version of My Way.  …


Project Farce

Don’t come round here, Don’t come round here, We’ve done away with Project Fear We’ve moved on to Project Farce Boris Johnson – what an arse The cunt, the cunt, the country Is rudderless and…