July 2019

Arse

An album of songs about Boris Johnson. Track listing: This Charmless Man Gammon People Boris Is A Lying Cunt Brexit And America Crazy Boris Kim Darroch We Have Blinked Bendy Bus Boris Brexit Clown Boris…


This Charmless Man

  Ruptured barnacle Clinging to a sinking country, desolate Will nature make a man of this mess? Crashing through Downing Street This charmless man Why bother with complexity When the lies run smooth While you…



It’s A Wonderful Fife

As Sir Paul McCartney reveals he is writing a stage musical of It’s A Wonderful Life, we remember the seminal Scottish version from 2012. The full album is available for free download here but here’s…


Gammon People

  lyrics – Matthew Hankins He went up to Oxford with a thirst for knowledge He studied Classics at Balliol College That’s why I Caught his eye He told me that his dad was loaded…


Trump Is A Cunt

It bears repeating… From the left to the right From the back to the front Everybody sing Trump is a cunt They say it’s just swearing That’s not big or clever I say whatever I’m…


No Musos

1,2,3.14 Pi! All good scientists go to heaven Open 22 over 7 Non sequitur, non sequitur A technical wizard or a strummer, I know what I prefer No musos No musos No musos No musos…


Kim Darroch

  UK Ambassador leaking out the diptels US president dishing dead cat smells Don and Boris – Clumsy and Inept, hey Spoiling us with Ferrero Rocher Kim Darroch, Kim Darroch, roch roch roch He gone…


Gay Wednesday

by The Fabulouses   See you on a Monday Let’s do lunch See you next Tuesday You terrible cunt It’s a midweek special With free choc ice If you’re a homosexual It’s all half price…


Meep Meep Meep

I’ll be your Wile E. Cayote I’ll spend a fortune in ACME I will catch that roadrunner I’ll paint a tunnel on a wall Lay seeds and watch him peck And swing down and grab…