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So, farewell then, Ruth Davidson. We have so many memories of the duplicitous, disingenuous bauchle. So, as she sails off into the sainted sunset, let us remember that time she panicked over her drunken tweets: …
So, farewell then, Ruth Davidson. We have so many memories of the duplicitous, disingenuous bauchle. So, as she sails off into the sainted sunset, let us remember that time she panicked over her drunken tweets: …
The minute you walked in the joint I could see you were a man of destruction A real bellender Bad lookin’ unrefined Say, wouldn’t you like to know what’s goin’ on in our minds?…
I am president of the United States I’m doing a great job. Everything is great People ask when will you grow up to be a man I have to tell them I have a…
Don’t panic, don’t panic So you think I like a sausage roll well I`ll tell you honey I’ve got evil eyes , I’ve got evil eyes So you think I don’t know what I’m…
Dumber and dumberer Oh my lord Trump and Johnson have an accord They’ve had a laugh as their shares soared Dumber and dumberer Oh my lord Now they’re doing the spider man meme It’s…
I never have read the Bible, no no no no I Never have read the Bible Even though I’m the King of Israel and I am the chosen one Though I’ve tried and tried…
As Anstruther Fish Bar wins the best chip shop in Scotland award, we remember that time we enjoyed a religious experience with a fish supper in Fife. I was lost in Fife I was fearful…
by The Flasks Brush Brush Brush Kill that plaque With a brush attack Brush Brush Brush Say no way To tooth decay Floss Floss Floss Dig out, defeat That unfinished sweet Smile Smile Smile…
I want to relieve my stress (Fist pumping with IDS) Oh Gideon, Gideon, yes, yes, yes! (Fist pumping with IDS) Let’s get fiscal, let’s undress (Fist pumping with IDS) I wanna lick your Eton…
pic: Pamela Vander Black Paternoster from the album The Gospel According to Matt, Mark, Luke and John Matthew, Mark, Luke and John, Bless the bed that I lie on. Four corners to my bed,…