August 2019

Delete! Delete! Delete!

So, farewell then, Ruth Davidson.  We have so many memories of the duplicitous, disingenuous bauchle.  So, as she sails off into the sainted sunset, let us remember that time she panicked over her drunken tweets:  …


Prorogue Mahone

  The minute you walked in the joint I could see you were a man of destruction A real bellender Bad lookin’ unrefined Say, wouldn’t you like to know what’s goin’ on in our minds?…


Who Knew? England

  I am president of the United States I’m doing a great job. Everything is great People ask when will you grow up to be a man I have to tell them I have a…


Cum On Feel The Pies

  Don’t panic, don’t panic So you think I like a sausage roll well I`ll tell you honey I’ve got evil eyes , I’ve got evil eyes So you think I don’t know what I’m…


Dumber And Dumberer

  Dumber and dumberer Oh my lord Trump and Johnson have an accord They’ve had a laugh as their shares soared Dumber and dumberer Oh my lord Now they’re doing the spider man meme It’s…


I Never Have Read The Bible

  I never have read the Bible, no no no no I Never have read the Bible Even though I’m the King of Israel and I am the chosen one Though I’ve tried and tried…


The Last Fish Supper

As Anstruther Fish Bar wins the best chip shop in Scotland award, we remember that time we enjoyed a religious experience with a fish supper in Fife. I was lost in Fife I was fearful…


Denmark – Dental Care

by The Flasks   Brush Brush Brush Kill that plaque With a brush attack Brush Brush Brush Say no way To tooth decay Floss Floss Floss Dig out, defeat That unfinished sweet Smile Smile Smile…


Fist Pumping With IDS

I want to relieve my stress (Fist pumping with IDS) Oh Gideon, Gideon, yes, yes, yes! (Fist pumping with IDS) Let’s get fiscal, let’s undress (Fist pumping with IDS) I wanna lick your Eton Mess…


When Mark E Smith Met Matt Berry

pic: Pamela Vander Black Paternoster from the album The Gospel According to Matt, Mark, Luke and John. Listen here Matthew, Mark, Luke and John, Bless the bed that I lie on. Four corners to my…