Thicker Than Lulu

 

Wehhhhhhhlllllll….

I was minding my business
Tousling my hair
Then I decided to run the country
It was worthwhile living a laughable life
To set my eyes on that glittering prize
Cos I’m thicker than Lulu
I’m not strange
I just want to live my life this way

It was an easy thing
I gave up the ching
And blustered and lied to the fools
And I’ll collect the money as prime minister
It is not at all sinister
I’m thicker than Lulu
I’m not strange
I just want to live my life this way

A clownish monsignor
With a head full of plaster
I’ll never get my vile soul dry-cleaned
And I’ll collect the money as prime minister
As natural as rain
He dances again
My God!
Thicker than Lulu
Oh yeah
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh…
I’m thicker than Lulu
Oh yeah
Oh…

The next day at the lectern
With freedom and ease
Spreading ignorance, dust, and disease
I’m counting the money as prime minister
As natural as rain
I’ll lie again and again and again

I’m thicker than Lulu
Everybody say Boo Booo
And I am a lying swine
And I am a lying swine
I am a lying swine
I’m a lying swine
I am a lying swine
I’m a lying swine
Swine
I am a lying swine

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