Riot Girls
Brendan O’Neill How does it feel To be so macho? (Oh I bet you’re so mad) He’s just a front For some right wing cunts Time for a Brexit square go The swedge is…
September 2019
Technology Lessons
Your mattress will monitor your nightmares Your fridges will beep for more cheese We’ll be culled by pink-eyed terminators And limbless chickens will run free You’ll see It’s the future according to me I…
Kicked In The Head By A Horse
(Turn around) every now and then I get a little bit anxious And there’s no-one else around (Turn around) every now and then I get a little bit tired Of listening to you pounding…
Boooooooooooooo!
Brand new Borrissey album out now. A criminal record to match his criminal record. Tracks: Thicker Than Lulu Axe Me Back Door Boris I Am The Boris Boos, Boris, It’s Boos Telt Shorting The Pound…
Stop Prorogation
Stop prorogation In the name of the supreme court Boris, Boris, I’m aware of what you do Each time you hear a ‘Boo!’ I know you’re in No.10 Meeting your other love again But…
Swinson (Starry Starry Eyed)
Starry starry eyed Paint your palette blue and gray Wash those liberal tears away From eyes that know the darkness in your soul Further your career Invite more tories in, don’t hear Just how…
There’s No Press Here
I saw him today in a hospital Being told he had wrecked the NHS By a man who accused him of deception But he just lied to him and said there are no press…
Boos, Boris, It’s Boos
Boos, Boris, it’s boos That’s what you are hearing We can’t hear the news For all of the jeering Even in the countryside The cows don’t go moo It’s boos, Boris, it’s boos Always…
Fuck Off Scotland
Fuck off Scotland, off you fuck Off you fuck You whinging Jocks We’ve had enough of your socialist paradise Engerlund is twice as nice So fuck off Scotland Off you fuck Fuck off Scotland,…
Ride A Black Swan
There’s a Black Swan circulating around Whitehall Giving everyone the fear It is more brutal than the Yellowhammer It’ll break your arm if you let it near Wear a tin foil hat like they…