September 2019

Boos, Boris, It’s Boos

  Boos, Boris, it’s boos That’s what you are hearing We can’t hear the news For all of the jeering Even in the countryside The cows don’t go moo It’s boos, Boris, it’s boos Always…


Fuck Off Scotland

  Fuck off Scotland, off you fuck Off you fuck You whinging Jocks We’ve had enough of your socialist paradise Engerlund is twice as nice So fuck off Scotland Off you fuck Fuck off Scotland,…


Ride A Black Swan

  There’s a Black Swan circulating around Whitehall Giving everyone the fear It is more brutal than the Yellowhammer It’ll break your arm if you let it near Wear a tin foil hat like they…


Brexit’s Yellowhammer

  A political pundit met a physical Bullingdon bully Asking quite politely if they could read A summary So they printed a sterling work of literature Called Yellowhammer Six whole pages, without any pictures Oh,…


Stop Prorogation

  Stop prorogation In the name of the supreme court Boris, Boris, I’m aware of what you do Each time you hear a ‘Boo!’ I know you’re in No.10 Meeting your other love again But…



Please Leave My Town

  If you happen to meet Boris in the street You can always go Please leave my town When you’ve got worries, just noise up the tories Seems to help, I know Please leave my…


Coppers Got a Brand New GrabBag

  Police Scotland have reassured the public by issuing this statement. Carry on: “September is preparedness month. Emergencies can happen at any time and it’s recommended to have a #GrabBag ready containing essential items including…


Dominic

  Dominic a nic a nic a A strategic mastermind He’s the brains behind the throne With a towering intellect And a towering forehead He’s a one man thunderdome Are these people really clever Or…


My Bruvver

  Phaugh… There’s something funny round here, What is it Ohh! it’s you Come here and sit down, You’re gonna have the truth told about you and put on record ‘Ere, please do not sit…