September 2019

Riot Girls

  Brendan O’Neill How does it feel To be so macho? (Oh I bet you’re so mad) He’s just a front For some right wing cunts Time for a Brexit square go The swedge is…


Robert De Niro’s Fighting

  “I mean he’s so blatantly stupid He’s a punk He’s a dog He’s a pig He’s a con A bullshit artist A muck who doesn’t know what he’s talking about He doesn’t do his…


Technology Lessons

  Your mattress will monitor your nightmares Your fridges will beep for more cheese We’ll be culled by pink-eyed terminators And limbless chickens will run free You’ll see It’s the future according to me I…


Kicked In The Head By A Horse

  (Turn around) every now and then I get a little bit anxious And there’s no-one else around (Turn around) every now and then I get a little bit tired Of listening to you pounding…


Boooooooooooooo!

Brand new Borrissey album out now. A criminal record to match his criminal record. Tracks: Thicker Than Lulu Axe Me Back Door Boris I Am The Boris Boos, Boris, It’s Boos Telt Shorting The Pound…


Stop Prorogation

  Stop prorogation In the name of the supreme court Boris, Boris, I’m aware of what you do Each time you hear a ‘Boo!’ I know you’re in No.10 Meeting your other love again But…


Swinson (Starry Starry Eyed)

  Starry starry eyed Paint your palette blue and gray Wash those liberal tears away From eyes that know the darkness in your soul Further your career Invite more tories in, don’t hear Just how…


King Of The Cringe

  Jeremy Vine for rent To the monarchy or government Just how low can he bow How now can he kow tow Oh ma’am what shall we do Even a raised eyebrow will do I’ll…



There’s No Press Here

  I saw him today in a hospital Being told he had wrecked the NHS By a man who accused him of deception But he just lied to him and said there are no press…