Brexit’s Yellowhammer
A political pundit met a physical Bullingdon bully Asking quite politely if they could read A summary So they printed a sterling work of literature Called Yellowhammer Six whole pages, without any pictures Oh,…
A political pundit met a physical Bullingdon bully Asking quite politely if they could read A summary So they printed a sterling work of literature Called Yellowhammer Six whole pages, without any pictures Oh,…
It’s getting late have you seen my mates Marr would have a field day It’s one o’clock and I want to rock Cause a considerable affray The chamber’s drunker than a barrel full of…
If you happen to meet Boris in the street You can always go Please leave my town When you’ve got worries, just noise up the tories Seems to help, I know Please leave my…
Phaugh… There’s something funny round here, What is it Ohh! it’s you Come here and sit down, You’re gonna have the truth told about you and put on record ‘Ere, please do not sit…
The inner organs of beasts and fowls In Leopold Bloom’s kitchen Relish yer breakfast then move your bowels Leopold Bloom’s kitchen Talk to the cat, then the butcher’s, call in For a pork kidney…
History is a nightmare From which I am trying to awake God is a shout in the street And Jesus birthday cake Teaching victories Of Pyrrhus of Epirus Cyril Sargent stay behind For arithmetic…
If you like your furniture slightly Art Nouveau With a hint of liberalism, there’s this guy I know Willie Rennie Mackintosh – some say he is a fud Willie Rennie Mackintosh – he is…