Sometimes it’s hard to be the PM
Giving all your love to just one man*
People will hate him
Oh please don’t berate him
And tell the people to move on

And if you love him you’ll forgive him,
Even though he’s hard to understand
Oh when you love him and be proud of him,
He’ll keep the papers off your back

Stand by your Dom,
Don’t give your science advisors
Any time to criticise him
Just keep him cold and lonely

Stand by your Dom,
And show contempt just like him
Keep lying, he’s done nothing wrong
Stand by your Dom

Professor Van Tam
You were the only rebel
To stand against the devil man
Professor Van Tam

Van Tam, thank you man

first two lines by *@Craigstuartgold

from the album The Great Dominic Swindle

 

see also:

If You Want That Dream To Come True