Douglas Useless

 

Well, hello, my name is Douglas
Douglas Useless
I am the new Scottish Tory boss
The only thing that people know about me
Is that I hate gypsies and I am a referee

Now Aberdeen’s gone into lockdown
I’ll no see my wee pal
Ross Thomson – he’s been cancelled anyhow
We used to be like the north eastern Bros
Oh, I’m hapless, clueless, hopeless, useless, feckless Douglas Ross
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