The Price Of Tripe

 

Spam is cheap and so is liver
You eat all you can but you won´t recover

But if you want a bang for your buck
Try the lining of a cow’s stomach

The state of you and the price of tripe
Paul McCartney got it right
The state of you and the price of tripe
Get stuck in, eat as much as you like

Have a plateful, then another
Breakfast, dinner, tea and supper

If you don’t like it, or have the GORD*
Take it up with the Tripe Marketing Board

The state of you and the price of tripe
Paul McCartney got it right
The state of you and the price of tripe
Get stuck in, eat as much as you like

*Gastro-oesophageal reflux disease

2 Comments on "The Price Of Tripe"

  1. Brilliant! Just in time for World Tripe Day 24th October 2020!

  2. My dog loves tripe, me, not so much but I like this song!

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