We’re all going to Greece on our holidays
We heard it’s a riot out there
Lots of sun but not much money
Lots of broken earthenware

I heard they don’t like the euro
I heard they don’t like their debt
Neither do I and I am poor
Oh hey you ain’t seen nothing yet

B-b-baby you just ain’t seen nothing yet
Here’s something that you’re never gonna forget
Your country’s up to its eyeballs in debt

Here’s the news it’s not just Greece
We’ve all defaulted on our lease
From major players down to minor
Everyone’s in hock to China

B-b-baby you just ain’t seen nothing yet
B-b-bankers they got us in this mess
B-b-bankrupt but we will not forget
I ain’t got a pound

 

from the album Caledonian Mercury Music by the Sensational Alex Salmond Band