If you get the time
Can you stand in line
Cos we want to be
Like Abba you see

If you need a tribute band
We’re the ones
We’re from Scotland
And cooler than the Fonz

Take a chancer like me
Take a chancer like me

We can go dancing
When we’re out canvassing
If we get it together

If you can pronounce it
It’s Al-ah-ba and it’s
Bound to make you better

‘Cause you know we’ve got
So much that we wanna do
Like independence ooh, it’s magic
And there’s some other stuff
That I’ve forgot right now
But it’s all good man
We have got a plan
Honest!