Union Jackers flashing me
It’s the UK State Police
Know your place and take the knee
For the UK State Police
You’re too poor, too daft, too wee
It’s the UK State Police
What will you use for currency?
Ask the UK State Police

Red, white and blue butcher boys
Red, white and blue butcher boys
Red, white and blue butcher boys
They’re the boys making all the noise

Wreck George Square with the blessing of
The UK State Police
Just don’t try to march and laugh
Say the UK State Police
Empty your minds of self respect
We’re the UK State Police
Keep your mouth shut and don’t forget
We’re the UK State Police

Red, white and blue butcher boys
Red, white and blue butcher boys
Red, white and blue butcher boys
They’re the boys making all the noise

Teach your kids Great British news
We’re the UK State Police
Crypto fascist empire views
We’re the UK State Police
It’s the natural state of things innit?
Say the UK State Police
We’ll know if you’re not true blue Brit
We’re the UK State Police

Red, white and blue butcher boys
Red, white and blue butcher boys
Red, white and blue butcher boys
They’re the boys making all the noise

 

with apologies to UK Subs