You may have heard of the seven ages of Man
But have you heard of square sausages, maaan?

You can stuff your Eggs factor, your football and porn
Cos I……
Love Lorne

They’re a funny colour – a pale pale pink
Sometimes light brown and anaemic
They’re not for the light hearted – ya think!?
Bon viveurs or bulemic

I don’t think they’re fatless
They’re like a wee mattress
Sometimes they’re burned at the corners
God knows what they’re made of
But they are for all of us,
They’re not just for Lornas!

You can stuff your Eggs factor, your football and porn
Cos I……
Love Lorne

Get them on a roll
They’re good for your soul
But probably not for your health
Who gives a toss
They’re the best saus
age ever!
Brown sauce, red sauce
Any sauce you like, I don’t care
As long as your saus
age is square

I’m for Lorne
Are you for Lorne?
I…..
Love Lorne

 

from the album Ziggy Sturgeon and the Spiders From Katie Melua’s Ears by the SASGB