As David Shrigley pulps ‘The DaVinci Code’ to republish ‘1984,’ here’s an ode to one of his earlier projects.

If you support Partick Thistle
And you go to their games
You won’t hear the whistle
For the screaming of weans

Mascot
David Shrigley knows
Mascot
Scares you down to your toes

It is artistic genius
Or pantomime farce
Firhill men are from Venus
And their mascot from Mars

from the album Bam Glam

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