I’m adjusting the tone on my £500 colour TV
Neighbours whisper loudly – his records are groovy baby
I’m having bad luck, got my Lo-Fi system to pay
And even my horoscope says I’m going to die today

I got your valentine
I got your valentine today

I don’t get many letters addressed to me
And a valentine’s card was a very weird thing to see
So I looked inside, I thought the writing was jolly fine
But when I looked again I realised that the writing was mine

I got your valentine
I got your valentine today

How tidy, how touching
Oh, oh, smart
Yeeha

from the Diary Of A Musical Nobody Chapter 2 –  Macedonia