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Top pop combo The Greens have decided to throw in their lot with the Glasgow beat scene. Don't miss their current political broadcast being directed by Alex Cox's Pippins, the genius behind cult movie 'Recycle Man'.
Bush gets behind yer man Tony for the new flash video from those clever people over at gbjab.com: It Wasn't Me
See the video for the fantastic song currently capturing the nation's heart. Warning: contains references to the Royal family. Those of a Republican nature may be seriously queasy: Camilla Queen.
The new pontiff, Pope Benny of Crossroads, who adamantly denies taking fashion tips from Prince Harry of Englandshire, has released an updated version of The Ramones' classic to verify his stance and get his message across to the kids:
I'm
from a very Kraut line I'm
piling in the money Hey
ho, let’s go
Following their sensational display of booing at last week's Cup game, several Hearts fans have been signed up as pantomime audience members for next season's productions, including Pope in Boots, a controversial new interpretation about the pontiff's adventures in the pharmaceutical chain
It's that time again. When those nice Polly Titians come crawling for your vote. See how those clever people over at spinon.co.uk see this wondrous event through the medium of Clash and Flash: London Calling.
Applications are flying in from eager hopefuls dying to step into the fisherman's shoes. Get your application in now, before it's too late, at this address: Be The Pope
Controversy erupts over the latest reality show which promises to torture contestants until they pee themselves. Based on the hilarious sequence from 1984, the producers believe it is the natural next step up from Big Brother.
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FRANZ
VERDANTLAND (published
25 April 2005)
HEY
HO, LET'S POPE (published
18 April 2005)
JAMBOS
FOR PANTOS (published
11 April 2005)
BE
THE NEXT POPE (published
4 April 2005)
RATS
IN THEIR EYES (published
4 April 2005)