SHOOTING
SPRINTERS (published 5 September
2004)
In another amazing Olympic shock, Tiddles has won gold for Britain in the sniping event. NO BOAKING (published
5 September 2004) The government has announced it is to ban boaking in public places. Civil rights campaigners have called the move a 'diabolical liberty and that.' Along with the boaking ban, there are also plans to ban choking, joking, poking, soaking and stroking. Singer/songwriters are also said to be upset at the proposed ban on folking, while frog fanciers have expressed concern about the upcoming ban on croaking.
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