What Essence
You live your life and never stop to worry ’bout a thing Then you notice everybody suddenly dying Everything’s just going wrong Will this depression last for long? And you know that Most of the…
Articles by Tommy Mackay
The Wheel Is Older Than The Wall
I know more about history than anyone So here’s a history class I’m gonna teach you a lesson Get medieval on your ass Before they invented rocks and stones Before they invented steel Cavemen…
Modern Day Presidential
This little fat man who sold his soul I don’t want to be hacked I don’t think there’s ever been a president That’s done what we’ve done I wanna find a friendly reporter Are…
Inflatable Donald
In Every Nightmare A Republican (title copyright Robyn Hitchcock) Deluxe and delightful. I blew up your body, but you blew my mind. from the album Cunt Of The Century by Supertrump
Born Wealthy
Wig boy wall boy Dirty numb torture boy Special relationship She was a Tory boy She was a Thatcher boy Brexit boy Theresa Appeaser boy You had plans girl boy and steel boy You…
Coveted Trophy
I don’t need a wink from the weakest link I need a certain trophy which is smaller than you think Don’t need to validate my life with children or a wife Or being 2011’s best…
George Osborne Stance
Sajid Javid, a keen adopter of the power stance has given permission for us to repost this. See the original video of The George Osborne Stance featuring music by Half Bam Half Whisky here:
Scottish Labour
There was a Labour, a Scottish Labour It travelled far away from all it stood for, hey! It went through leaders like bottom feeders They had more line up changes than The Fall …
Nausea
Will we ever make it to the next round (Mathematically possible) I’m too damn anxious, I’m too damn down (Mathematically possible) N.A.U.S.E.A – Nausea If you like uncertainty, stick around (Mathematically possible) And watch this…
Hings Are Gonna Get Worserer
I have done my best I have done everything I can Sadly I have not been able to do her majesty the queen I tried three times It is and will always remain a…