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Jonathan Meades Dancing

  Jon-a-than Meades Jonathan’s pretty cute He always wears a suit With his sunglasses on Bet your life he’s puttin’ us on Oh, lordy Oh, lordy You know I need Jonathan Talkin’ At me Jonathan…


Derrida

  I’m a deconstruction worker Riding in the back seat of my car Master of applied linguistics Jacques Derrida If you wanna get post structural On Speech and Phenomena I’m on the Margins of Philosophy…


Sitting On A Wok With A Tray

  Sittin’ in a house that’s empty I’m still waiting for a chair or settee Watching the chips baking Then I switch ’em off and start again, yeah I’m sittin’ on a wok with a…


The Key

  Everything is hate We are all hate Tied together by Ruth’s hair ribbons Men are pies that bake and eat themselves And the recipe is hate Asthma Coulter says Life’s easy when you’re a…


Fuck RyanAir

by Grigorios Psiskeristos   Fuck RyanAir Let the wind rush through my hair As I caress your landing gear There’s no room for Boeing round here Fuck RyanAir You’re cheap but I don’t care I…


Dear Mr Dylan

  As Bob Dylan hits 80, here’s a song I wrote when he was 70. Will update it when he’s 90.   Dear Mr Dylan, I have never been a fan But I like the…


Null Pwah

  Nobody likes us Everybody hates us May as well go and eat worms We can’t write a song to save us Even beaten by the Germans Bite all our heads off Suck all the…


The Evening We Killed A Swan

by Grilli   It was a balmy beautiful day We made love and we made hay And then we thought we’d go for a walk And as the sun set we began to talk We…


Gazebo, Projector, Tequila!

  It’s that time of year again Gazebo, projector, tequila! E.U.R.O.V.I.S.I.O.N. Gazebo, projector, tequila! You used to be a lot more fun But you still are now and then You’re not 12 anymore, But you’re…


Ken?

  Val McDermid replies to the question of whether Scots should abandon the English language. With guitar!