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Cowdenbeath Goth

  At Cowdenbeath Goth Friday domino winner Was Robbo Jock Moran was disqualified A sinner He chapped when he could play And wee Jimmy Izzat was grannied Wullie Smith had hard lines The rest o…


MYOFB

  Pixellated windae hingers Pixellated windae hingers Matt Haig gets threatened by a bampot Hounded off twitter in a hot shot By the eternally offended language polis Why don’t you mind your own fucking business…


Dance This MES Around

  Dance this MES around Fall sound, Fall sound Last chance to turn around To Fall sound, Fall sound Go… Everybody goes to parties They dance this MES around They do the Middle Mass They…


Occupy The World

The picture of Bruce Springsteen performing at the Biden inauguration gave me the same vibes as a picture of me when I referenced him in this studio recording of a song performed live at Occupy…


Four Years

  Four years – stuck on my eyes Four years – of madness and lies Four years under attack That’s four years we’re not getting back   Four years, four albums:



The Best At The Tawse

  It came from Lochgelly You held it in your hands I had flashes But you saw my palms I got belted in school for years But who did it the best It was the…


I Am Not A Fish-Thrower

    I am not a fish-thrower, Yubby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum. Call me Jacob unless you are from Cambridge Analytica Oi! I don’t have to work hard. Ya ha deedle deedle,…


Neighbourhood Stasi

  Neighbourhood Stasi – watch you in the street Net curtain nazis – scratch and sniff your spreadsheet They stand outside on Thursday nights and clap the NHS Every other day they could not care…


Trump Is A Cunt

It bears repeating… From the left to the right From the back to the front Everybody sing Trump is a cunt They say it’s just swearing That’s not big or clever I say whatever I’m…