The Sensational Alex Salmond Band
We have whisky for breakfast Fuck The Zeitgeist That’s how we get through The Daily Reckless Is our bible Pumping Irn Bru We are the Sensational Alex Salmond Band We are vocationally qualified to…
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Simon Armitage
Simon Armitage Won’t you please give me some poetry In your usual lovely way Oh Simon Armitage I insist That you give me some of that written poetry Simon Armitage Simon Armitage won’t you…
Existence
Every morning my alarm goes off at the back of six and I think What the fuck is this? Every morning I join the bus queue, look out for the bus and think What…
Fall On You
Yes, I know, it’s boring Yes, I know, it’s boring Did you ever get the feeling That you have to play a Fall LP Yes, I know, it’s boring To educate somebody? Then you…
Scotland Made Me
I trapped a clipshear Underneath a glass I kept it for a week to see How long he’d last He stared right back at me He thought that he could win We played the…
Happy Birthday To Us
The very first Daily Reckless was unleashed on 6th March 2000. For 20 years, it has continued to relentlessly pump out satirical sideswipes, many with a Caledonian bent, starting with topical parodies and gradually evolving…
Stranded At The Gas Station of Love
I crashed my computer just the other day It was due to a bug – coronavirus they say I was stranded in a pun about a beer at the time Trying to fit in…
The Sound Of Sirens
On World Book Day, here’s an excerpt from the greatest book ever, Ulysses, as interpreted by the Daily Reckless. from the album Recklesses, by Tommy Mackay
Michael Portillo’s Red Chinos
Always on TV, on another journey Michael Portillo’s red Chinos Off on a train, again and again Michael Portillo’s red Chinos I even saw them in Fife, heading up to Dundee It’s not top…
Stairs Going Up To The Bedrooms
Here’s Dion Dublin saying “stairs going up to the bedrooms” backed by a dance version of the William Tell Overture by the Electronica Techno Orchestra. Just because. Word compilation by @discokidnap.