The Endarkenment
Libraries close and the food banks increase And a diet of sugar makes more kids obese They’re shutting down culture with less art degrees If you want to look up, first get down on…
Entertainment
Save Our Macaroni Pie
If you’re the kinda person with hollow legs And you cannae get enough pastry from Greggs Then why oh why oh why Have they banished the macaroni pie? Give us it back Give us…
I’ve Got A Flask If Anyone’s Thirsty
If one must protest, one must consult the clientele We’re going to have to pack a punch and pack a lunch as well And if we want to be involved in the political arena…
2018
In this pantomime best seller Reduced to cinder ella ella Our ugly systems rage Buttons centre stage The Donald and Kim Jong Just string us along The villain’s Bono – boo! He’s behind U2…
2017 R.I.P.
2017 – we know where you’ve been Will next year just be more? More death, more Trump, more May, more guns, more ignorance, more war 2017 RIP More tweets and less fun Throughout the…
All I Want For Christmas Is A Torphichen Inn Away Kit
I placed a Torphichen order at the Torphichen Inn I’ll have a long Torphichen glass of Torphichen gin And what do you do for fun around these Torphichen parts? You got any Torphichen snooker…
Krankie Panky
Guitarzan
From the album Kez Enduction Hour by The Foul. Listen here
Purple Reindeer
Christmas album by The Artist Formerly Known As Tinsel. Available here.
Kez Enduction Hour Video
Trailer for the new album by The Foul.