Fuck Me, I Should’ve Stayed In Shoreditch
I was walking down Princes Street one day When I looked up I saw the rain Fuck me – I should’ve stayed in Shoreditch* I’m at the Edinburgh Festival Trying to avoid the horrible…
Entertainment
The Laughing Nob
I was watching bloody Newsnight, When I saw a Billy Bunter And he was a little old man ([Hello!]) In drab black and gray, chuckling away Well he trotted out the usual As he…
I Am The Boris
Coup! Coup! Thur’s been a coup In yonder Westminster, a cunt’s Who’s Who It hasnae moved cos it’s still there noo I am the Boris goo ga choob Dorries is in rude health Every…
It’s A Wonderful Fife
As Sir Paul McCartney reveals he is writing a stage musical of It’s A Wonderful Life, we remember the seminal Scottish version from 2012. The full album is available for free download here but here’s…
No Musos
1,2,3.14 Pi! All good scientists go to heaven Open 22 over 7 Non sequitur, non sequitur A technical wizard or a strummer, I know what I prefer No musos No musos No musos No…
Birdwatching For Punks
An album for twitchers who also like to pogo. Includes Ptarmigan (Tommy Gun), Meep Meep Meep (Neat Neat Neat), Jilted Swan and many more. All in under 15 minutes. Get yours free here:
The Curlew And The Oyster Catcher
The curlew and the oyster catcher The curlew and the oyster catcher Went to sea The curlew and the oyster catcher The curlew and the oyster catcher Went to sea The oyster catcher’s orange…
Bendy Bus Song
As Boris bumbles on about his bus building hobby, we look back at a time when bendy buses were all the rage… One of the best sights on a London street today Is an…
That’s A Junkie
As the Tories go full on Class A bonkers, we revisit an old handy musical guide to discover what stimulants everyone is taking.
What Essence
You live your life and never stop to worry ’bout a thing Then you notice everybody suddenly dying Everything’s just going wrong Will this depression last for long? And you know that Most of the…