Pandemic Of Stupidity
There’s a pandemic of stupidity spreading throughout the land From government to banjo players and some football fans They’re all good clean Britishers abiding by the law Sticking up for freedom of speech and…
Entertainment
Handsome In The Half-Light
When I passed you in the bedroom You didn’t give me a second glance I should’ve kept my socks on Or at least my pants You don’t seem to notice me at all Whatever…
Pearl Clutchers
Pearl clutchers They are outraged and easily triggered Everything’s toxic Pearl clutchers God knows how they have lasted in this life My job is entertaining folks Singing songs and telling jokes And fucking swearing…
Awry
There was a time I looked up to people Then I grew up and looked down on people Then I thought everyone was equal Except you and you and you and you Now everything’s…
Squint
Lately, we’ve been going so crazy Lately, nothing seems to be going right So I just discovered a word I Never knew was just used in Scotland The word is squint, squint, squint Squint,…
Know Yer Rights
This is a public service announcement With guitar Know your rights All three of them Number one You have the right to call out pettiness Stupidity is a crime! Whether it is done By…
A Drunk Man Looks At Throbbing Thistle (part 5)
Hugh MacDiarmid reads from A Drunk Man Looks At The Thistle backed by Throbbing Thistle. Originally from the album Rhythm & Bombast and now featured in the Reckless compilation Now That’s What I Call…
Fedrullizzzummm
Gordon Brown drones on about his favourite subject backed by The Ramones song ‘Pinhead.’ Gabba gabba hey! Gary Gibbon hey! Title by Rose Garnett @dead_central
Cowdenbeath Goth
At Cowdenbeath Goth Friday domino winner Was Robbo Jock Moran was disqualified A sinner He chapped when he could play And wee Jimmy Izzat was grannied Wullie Smith had hard lines The rest o…
MYOFB
Pixellated windae hingers Pixellated windae hingers Matt Haig gets threatened by a bampot Hounded off twitter in a hot shot By the eternally offended language polis Why don’t you mind your own fucking business…