Modern Day Presidential
This little fat man who sold his soul I don’t want to be hacked I don’t think there’s ever been a president That’s done what we’ve done I wanna find a friendly reporter Are…
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Coveted Trophy
I don’t need a wink from the weakest link I need a certain trophy which is smaller than you think Don’t need to validate my life with children or a wife Or being 2011’s best…
George Osborne Stance
Sajid Javid, a keen adopter of the power stance has given permission for us to repost this. See the original video of The George Osborne Stance featuring music by Half Bam Half Whisky here:
Nausea
Will we ever make it to the next round (Mathematically possible) I’m too damn anxious, I’m too damn down (Mathematically possible) N.A.U.S.E.A – Nausea If you like uncertainty, stick around (Mathematically possible) And watch this…
Tears For Peers
People say I’m cold That I sold my soul for gold But really I’m a mess of emotions Maggie Thatcher made me quiver Boris Johnson makes me simper I shed a tear at the…
The Reckless Eurovision Song Contest
As Britain manages to finish even lower in their last place position at this year’s official Eurovision and votes to humiliate itself further in the European elections, the Daily Reckless is proud to present the…
La La La La La La La La La La La La by Homeland
Israel reveals its new song for Europe by 16-piece boyband, Homeland, who sing the chorus over and over as loudly as they can. This song has also been used throughout the year as a…
100 People
We asked 100 people to name as many ways to live their life by They were gripped with the fear of existence No-one knows why There are people that count Every single amount Of everything…
The Age Of Reason
People say there’s a little yellow idol To the north of Kathmandu What they don’t say is I’m feeling suicidal Social media is my new glue So take a good look at my selfie My…
Pointless – the album
When Jean Paul Saltire becomes a contestant on Pointless, the result is… nausea. The most joyfully depressing album you will ever hear… Get it here: