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Musk!

  Why don’t you ask him if he’s going to stay? Why don’t you ask him if he’s going away? Why don’t you tell me what’s going on? Why won’t the text come through to…



The Anti Clapping Song

  If there’s a sound that makes me go Oh no oh no oh no It’s that one there You hear it right? It’s such a pile of fucking Shite 2 3 4 5 6…



Comedy

  Here I lie, in a lost and lonely part of town Held in time, in a world of tears I slowly drown I took control but I just can’t make it all alone I…


Erwin Schrödinger’s Veterinarian

  Pointless couple Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman attempt to say ‘Erwin Schrödinger’s veterinarian,’ backed by The Fall’s ‘Open The Boxoctosis.’ Complete with Mark E Smith saying ‘Bounty’ just to keep it topical.   see…


Watt Watt Watt

New Watt Watt Watt album. Samuel Beckett meets The Fall. At last! Tracks: My Name Is Not Dan All This Day Vent The Pent Stop Mithering Molloy’s Runes Krapp Rap Tape Rockaboat Atomised Mother Sister…


I Am Not A Number

  As Matt Highton pointed out here, the loose bauble in London was clearly the origin story to Rover in the Prisoner. So here’s an excuse to repost this stramash-up of Jonathan Richman and Patrick…


Fork Hunts

A compilation of songs about four of the guiding lights in the party they call Conservative. Album title by @Flups Tracks: The Wrath Of Nadine Dorries Rwanderer I Don’t Wanna Go To Costa Priti Fey…