Entertainment

Lockdown

  Lockdown, lockdown If you’re losing the game And shifting the blame Don’t start crying You could still push ahead Or maybe instead You could be dying Playing a blinder There’s a sidewinder Behind you…


Absorbing The Greek

  We’re all going to Greece on our holidays We heard it’s a riot out there Lots of sun but not much money Lots of broken earthenware I heard they don’t like the euro I…


Fairweather Bootlicker

  He’s a fairweather bootlicker* Get it together dickhead, whoa He’s in love with Meghan Markle He don’t like his boring job, no He’s a fairweather bootlicker Get it together dickhead, whoa He’s in love…




Handsome In The Half-Light

  When I passed you in the bedroom You didn’t give me a second glance I should’ve kept my socks on Or at least my pants You don’t seem to notice me at all Whatever…


Pearl Clutchers

  Pearl clutchers They are outraged and easily triggered Everything’s toxic Pearl clutchers God knows how they have lasted in this life My job is entertaining folks Singing songs and telling jokes And fucking swearing…


Awry

  There was a time I looked up to people Then I grew up and looked down on people Then I thought everyone was equal Except you and you and you and you Now everything’s…


Squint

  Lately, we’ve been going so crazy Lately, nothing seems to be going right So I just discovered a word I Never knew was just used in Scotland The word is squint, squint, squint Squint,…


Know Yer Rights

  This is a public service announcement With guitar Know your rights All three of them Number one You have the right to call out pettiness Stupidity is a crime! Whether it is done By…