This Crisp Man
As the crisp shortage bites, we remember Mark E Smith’s name for Gary Lineker – Crisp Man. Gary Lineker On the telly desolate Will nature make a man of me yet? He’s in this…
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Fucks Overdraft
Not a concept album, merely a set of unconnected songs. The title pertains to the idea that so few fucks were given that I am effectively in negative fuckery. An idea espoused by the album’s…
Halloween In Glasgow
Oh the whole of the Wraith Rovers team got a bus To the west coast on October 31st On a Saturday After winning the game they thought they’d have a laugh Strolling through the…
Wasp Spider (Stabilimentum)
Stramash-up of Autumnwatch, The Ramones and They Might Be Giants. All hail the wasp spider. see also: Man Spider
Concrete Grows
The concrete and the clay beneath my feet Begins to crumble But it will never die It grows and grows, you mustn’t grumble It’s true, you can’t deny it So you can keep your…
Goth Bet Lynch
We’re finished with the Rovers We will not flinch We will not return, they drove us To Goth Bet Lynch All her dresses are black Or leopard skin She’s a right good laugh Is…
Waiting For Warhol
Off we go again Stop! Think. You have a message from Mr Godot? Nothing to be done. Yes sir He won’t come this evening I’m beginning to come round to that opinion No sir…
The Muppet Tories
An EP featuring Muppet related songs about those pesky Tories. Tracks: Theme It’s Not Easy Being PM Mana Mana (Order! Order!) Boris Beaker Halfway Down The Steps (Douglas Ross) Get it here
Ya Dirty Wee Country Album
Half Bam Half Whisky present a dirty wee country album for dirty wee country fans featuring timeless tunes from the vaults of the Daily Reckless. Tracks: Irn Brury Broken Down Freight Train Running Out Of…
Falling Out Of Love With Life
There’s a feeling really bugging me Of hopelessness and mediocrity It descends into my veins, the meaningless remains It doesn’t help that I’m singing country But I know that it will pass again No…