Nick Robinson
(words by @Tucker5law) And here’s to you, Mr Robinson Kuensberg loves you more than you will know, wo wo wo God bless you please, Mr Robinson Newsnight likes to stay above the fray? hey…
Entertainment
Biscuit Tinnitus
Kenny came from East Ayrshire With one overriding desire To see Half Man Half Biscuit play And his dream came true one day He went to see them in Bournemouth But afterwards he felt…
Duckworth Death Chair
Jack Jack Jack Jack Died on his arse and won’t come back Vera Vera Vera Vera She’s not a ghost, Jack’s a dreamer Corrie Corrie Corrie Corrie Come back Blanche we’re really sorry I.T. I.T….
Dear Ringo
“Please! After the 20th October, do not send fan mail to any address that you have. Nothing will be signed after the 20th October.” Dear Ringo Won’t you come out to play? Worrabout a…
Aurora Borealis Through The Looking Glass
They’re lying in the hospital They’re lying in the press They’re lying on their backs screaming yes yes yes They’re lying to protect themselves They’re lying to pretend They’re dying for a break Dying…
Alex Zane’s Mangina
He thinks he’s showing us funny stuff But we’re just looking at his man muff From Chingford to China They stare at Alex Zane’s Mangina You know that he will mention a Horse fisting Scottish…
Tory
Video of the song from The Ross Boys EP by Half Bam Half Whisky
5000 Yobbos
The ghost of Bill Grundy regales a hostile crowd with his nonsensical drunken punk rock anecdotes, ably assisted by the Sexual Pistoles themselves. from the album Mind Programming by Tommy Mackay
Kez – the EP
Trailer for the KEZ EP – featuring It’s Ma Pairty, Kez! Kezia Dugdale’s Dad, Bye Bye Kezia and Scottish Labour. EP available here
Kez
Kez, I can almost remember the Labour Party That time you told them that you wanted autonomy And Kez I thought the only lonely place was in your head Kez is your father as bold…