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Don’t Come All Ye Plaintiffs

  Don’t come, all ye plaintiffs Backlogs are triumphant Don’t come ye, don’t come ye to the courts this year Oh, why are we waiting? There’s not enough barristers O come make us more joyous…


4000 Characters

  When I wake up, well I know I’m gonna be, I’m gonna be the man who does a parody But if I go out, yeah I know it’s gonna be It’s gonna be at…


L’Appel Du Vide

  The rain was falling down, As I drove through the town And I felt the need to swerve Listening to Richard Hell And his Void-Oids as well I heard the call – the mighty…



Rishi Hell And The Tabloids

Independence Generation – the album from the group everyone is calling ‘fucking awful.’ Tracks: Gove Comes in Spurts Liars Wahey New Treasury Betrayal Take Two Down at the Bullingdon Club Says Who? Independence Generation Walking…


Some Girls Assume

  When The Fall meet Girls Aloud via Racey. A distinctive stramash-up from the vaults of the Daily Reckless. See also: 40 Odd Years – the video of the song of the book Dance This…


Just Waiting For Godot

  Nothing to be done. I’m beginning to come round to that opinion… from the album Watt Watt Watt by The Foul   see also: Waiting For Life   Waiting For Warhol  


Loony Dook

As the Loony Dook is now dropped from the official Edinburgh Hogmanay corporate greed fest, we celebrate the good old days.   Jump! There’s an old tradition that goes back to the 80s That we…


Shabby Road

Brand new Meatless album. Tracks: I Am the Alt-Truss When I’m Five Feet Four I Wanna Freeze Your Nan Pay Stripper Removing the Benefits of Mr. Kite! Non-Dom Man Five Penny Lane A Waste of…