40 Odd Years Of The Fall – the song
Your life will be a better place With Mark E Smith in your face I heard the voices, I got the call God was saying, Listen to The Fall Is anyone listening at all?…
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Oh Fuck, It’s Ian Brown
You’ve puckered up your lips and pouted into the thin air FEAR knocked on the door, FAITH opened it – nobody there GET BEHIND YOUR DOORS FOR THE NEW WORLD ORDER Ooooh weee, oh…
Scottish Political Anoraks
Here are the clinical Unpolished facts For Scottish political anoraks Outside your bubble Nobody cares That you’re taking the trouble To split bawhairs Oh relax, don’t do it, when you want to retweet it…
The Book Of Jenny Says
Jenny says You know that I’ve been nothing but loyal Faithful, supportive and a true confidante of yours I’ve kept your secrets and I’ve been your friend Kelly says God that was crazy wasn’t…
Lockdown
Lockdown, lockdown If you’re losing the game And shifting the blame Don’t start crying You could still push ahead Or maybe instead You could be dying Playing a blinder There’s a sidewinder Behind you…
Absorbing The Greek
We’re all going to Greece on our holidays We heard it’s a riot out there Lots of sun but not much money Lots of broken earthenware I heard they don’t like the euro I…
Fairweather Bootlicker
He’s a fairweather bootlicker* Get it together dickhead, whoa He’s in love with Meghan Markle He don’t like his boring job, no He’s a fairweather bootlicker Get it together dickhead, whoa He’s in love…
Tabloid Beast
After his latest pantomime stunt, we look back at Piers on Desert Island Discs.
Pandemic Of Stupidity
There’s a pandemic of stupidity spreading throughout the land From government to banjo players and some football fans They’re all good clean Britishers abiding by the law Sticking up for freedom of speech and…
Handsome In The Half-Light
When I passed you in the bedroom You didn’t give me a second glance I should’ve kept my socks on Or at least my pants You don’t seem to notice me at all Whatever…