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Dad On
First they came for the socialites and I said Dad on Then they came for the alt-rights and I said Dad on Then they came for the Blairites and I said Dad on Then…
High Anxiety
As Treeza zaps off to Strasbourg, her fellow passengers feel a little anxious, as does the rest of the country. Relieve your stress with Half Bam Half Whisky’s album SingalongaMay, available here:
Nothing Has Changed
Don’t you hate the way she seems to enjoy it? Clinging on to power like piles Round the arse of British politics Totally in denial Nothing’s happening and it’s happening right now But that’s…
SingalongaMay
All your favourite totally topical tory tunes on one bumper compilation. Guaranteed to gie ye the dry boak. Tracks are: Cockney Brexit Knees Up Go Brexit David Davis Eyes Nanny Is A Nazi Nothing Has…
Mr Trump Is Magic
Mr Trump has magic, you know Never believe it’s not so He’s magic, you know Never believe, it’s not so In the last two years It’s coming out his ears Astonishing vote getter and…
Cunt Of The Century – The Album
Supertrump have a brand new album out and you can’t afford to miss it. Cos it’s free! Here’s the track listing: Forever In Good Genes The Wheel Is Older Than The Wall Nobody Has More…
Washing My Own Chandeliers
I am so down to earth that I’m Washing me own chandeliers Da, da, da, da, da, I am smoking a fag And I’m having a couple of beers It is not so easy…
Mouldy May
Wake up, Theresa, I think I got something to say to you It’s time for breakfast and you really should be eating food I know you like gammon and ham, but I’ve only got…
Mouldy Old D’Oh
Theresa May has revealed that she will not throw away a jar of jam if it has gone mouldy on top. She scrapes off the mould and eats the good preserve left underneath. Mmmmm….