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This really is the quickest media outlet to sing the news. Russia only just won a few minutes ago.Impressive.
The Possible Dream!x…..
Excellent – my taste buds were working overtime as I read and listened to this. I shall go and have some avocado and shallots immediately, before the urge passes.
A fantastic celebration of World Tripe Day! Thank you.
thanks for a good wee day on Saturday, and please remain upbeat as everything starts from 1, I hope yous got back safe and sound, cheers Craig.
I can’t work out whether you simply have too much time on your hands, or you’re a genius.
We’ve all got the same amount of time on our hands. Until we die. So, I’ll take ‘genius.’ Cheers!
Haha you’ve made my fantastic appearance on Saturday Kitchen into a festive banger. Good cunt 😎✌
Haha. Zat you Dan? Happy to help sir.
hahaha Certainly is ya cunt, some fine work Tommy my man… Glad to provide you the quality material to produce such a master piece. #EveryCuntsBanginOnAboutParnsips #GivePeasAchance
this is awesome
Mr. Verhofstadt added on the Brexiters:
“Well, I doubt Lucifer would welcome them, as after what they did to Britain, they would even manage to divide hell.”
Excellent items from you, man. I have bear in mind your stuff previous to and you are just
extremely fantastic. I actually like what you’ve acquired here, certainly like what you’re saying and the
way in which during which you are saying it.
You make it enjoyable and you continue to take care of to stay it wise.
I cant wait to learn far more from you. That is
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Hi! I’m RT.com copyright producer,we loved this song, my we please use part of it in RT news bulletin with your courtesy please? thank you in advance for reply!
I sang it to the tune
I fought the law
I really liked your column in the Daily Reckless.
Are you going to make regular contributions to this organ or are too busy with the ice buns?
Also, are the rumors true that you are the Grand Wizard of the Glans Klan?
Trump supports the LGBT community and is greatly against racism. Guess we know why you think hes a cunt
One of your best wioot a doot.
Is he not just doing what the people of the uk voted for i am a scot who voted for independance we did not get it but i moved on but we voted to leave eu but no where is the problem
Gove! Always believe in your Gove, he’s got the power of Gove! He’s indestructible, always believe in…
Such a heavy fine. Do you think the judges are being too harsh?
It is an established and irrefutable fact that the only sentences which cause CEOs any personal concern, are custodial ones.
Did he remember to reserve a seat this time?
Vote Donald Tusk for Prime Minister! (He is the only one with any common sense and decency.)
He won’t be attending any more real life events anytime soon. He can’t handle what people really think of him.
Any video of this meeting?
Not that I’m aware of.
About 1600 people a year get killed on UK roads and everyone accepts it. Two people get killed by a nut jihadist on London Bridge the media go crazy. In Iraq, Syria, Palestine,Iran dozens die daily from the efforts of armies from Europe the US and other powerful States. Who are the terrorists?
Very funny and am curious about the original album cover – mannin folk?
I put together the cover using a photo Matt Hancock posted of himself on Twitter. The background image is just a random fishing village, then I did the typography and aged everything. It’s not based on any particular album but I’m glad it looks authentic.
He is a lying out for him self Tory selfish person and party
LMAO love it I can’t stand Him get rid of Johnson & His crew now
brilliant keep exposing the Tory Shysters this Government won’t last much longer
Hello to all
In this difficult forthwith, I disposition you all
Esteem your strain and friends
I don’t commonly comment but I gotta admit thank you for the post on this amazing one :
O sae Bari!
If Johnson’s not careful his dishonest comments & disgraceful contempt of us, the PUBLIC will bring on what’s happening in America right now.
Definitely a contender for next year’s Record Store Day.
That is class! I love hearing my favourite tunes given this kind of treatment in the name of holding power to account. Top stuff.
Hay hat af ya like how you think madj Thistle in every window for yes to inde cheers
Brilliant. Really really good.
Hahaha love it
I’ve heard it all now!
Could do better. See me after class.
This is excellent, all future news on anything at all should be sung, and have this same chorus.
Could be followed up with how he lied to the queen was found unanimously guilty by an unprecedented 13QCs and then given a promotion, supporting that he’s a lying cunt and the most over promoted lying cunt since his inspiration Adolf. You did well not to use the word killer, very diplomatic of you.
You have given me such pleasure, I only wish I had more ideas that you could use.
A bit late now as the bog roll dearth gone, but ‘toilet’ humour tends to flush a smile: a ditty on the Classic, only ‘help me make it through the shite’ ?
Brilliant! Just in time for World Tripe Day 24th October 2020!
You never fail to cheer me up whatever my mood!
Elvis you are pure wordsmith magic!
I’m off to shoot grouse on the moon and then it’s defo hibernation for me… 😘
I love this!
Fantastic stuff! Should be made into a song.. oh wait! Thanks for making me smile this morning!
My dog loves tripe, me, not so much but I like this song!
And the fascists have the outfits. Never a truer word written or spoken. You just have to look to IL Duce and the Nazis. Great uniforms. Crap policies. Banging tunes from the Communists though, along with their bravery and no fear of anything. Although they had their own problems with uniforms but not until the late 80’s. Those hats just got bigger and the medal arrays just got wider. Kinda makes you feel they were trying to compensate for something. It wasn’t the music though. Communists have the music indeed. Sorry, I thought it was The Communards! 😁
One of my all time favourite sayings, Get it up ye, closely followed by Get it right up ye! Thank you, I will now be singing this all day haha.
Oh my, this is brilliant! One of my fave songs just got an upgrade. Boris is a lying cunt, how can you tell he is a lying cunt? His lips are moving! Time for this excuse of a man to paltoggle off the political stage, hopefully it will be a high one. He can take his obnoxious plsymates with him as well. Fed up with his crap and all of his Tory rubbish.
Ha ha oh no let’s go crazy! Love it. Paisley Park? Is that no Love Street? Or is it Alphabet Street?😁
Tommy, you missed out the bit where Laurence Fox gets his arse handed to him by the Poges in a ‘herrenvolk shite’ kind of way.😄
I know. It happened just after I recorded the song. Dammit.
Evil Bastard who would even sell his mother to get himself out of trouble.
fat spoilt bullied to. sister an brother more ground.
Maybe a ‘chance’ to release a Xmas song Tommy which links this “substantial meal’ and the vegan increase in Public forums with a spoof on John and Yoko’s “Give peas a chance” ?
Toby Young is a genetic anomaly – a swollen testicle somehow imbued with the ability to utter complete bollocks. A bollock talking bollocks. Someone please get him to drink a pint of beach and conveniently die.
Lashings Of Leather! 😉
Fantastic more tony Newley Cunt seems to be in common usage nowadays Speeky Cunt
Love the poetry, thank you! I knew nothing of MacDiarmid before now. I’ve tried to track a copy online but I wonder if the excerpts are from the two hour reading mentioned here?
The very first line is from someone else’s poem if this is accurate:
Never dreich eyein an earin yer ditties.
Cheers. The excerpts are probably from that reading. It was freely available online years ago and I used it for all the parts that I’ve done so far on the Rhythm & Bombast album.
Thank you driver!
keep up the good work,you may well be unhinged due to lockdown but at least you are more honest than the BBC
Hope its shared far and wide
Excellent tune mate 😎👍
Conservative Arshole and Liar of the Conservative Party
Love the latest post, Tommy. Sets the mood for the election the morn.
Could you send me your email address, mate. I’m nearing the end of the final edits of my biography – it’s taken forever, but I keep noticing bits I want to revamp! I’ve just rewritten a chapter about the time I shared a beer with Mark E in the Guildford Arms. I’ll send you a copy of that chapter as a ‘preview.’ Hopefully get the complete book out by the summer! Cheers
The military vehicle and the Black Watch Tartan is top trolling if you ask me.
Ace. Should be written on every bridge in the rancid kingdom/septic isle.
Fuckin genius on the ball as ever ♥️
Joy. Absolute joy.
Again: A joy. And speaking as a resident of the area, very accurate.
Boris is a lazy oaf.
Incredibly insightful and powerfully reminiscent of thon big cathedral ken
I love this! Elvis Costello happens to be my favorite!
Nice one Tommy! – my dentures were rattlibg along to this fine tune!♡
Another of your greats. Loved it
Just another in a long line of puppets installed to power to represent the elite. I give up with all of them. Damn the British public for being so gullible.
This cunt should be pulled inside out through its mouth to reveal all the shit inside.
I was hoping to hear a version of Al Stewart’s’Year of the Cat’ but this works too!
Ha! I was going to throw a quick sample from that on at the end but I forgot.
God save the Paedo Prince,
Hiding from US Courts,
In his Mam’s House.
She’ll use our money to,
Pay off the Yanks who sue,
While saving her Nonce-y son,
From J-Edgar’s Boys.
Does anyone know what Liz Truss’s helmet is supposed to be protecting?
Also congratulations on putting the words “Liz Truss” and “Alert” in the same article: I believe that must be a first..!
Terribly well done Mr.Reckless.
U.K. Capital Letters !
You’re going to explain that this isn’t an Avanti-run service?
Or is it?
“Complaints, I’ve got a few but then again too few to mention…” This is great but also a bit like being locked up in a teenager’s bedroom and blowing fag reek oot the window so your mum disnae smell it. And another thing I’ve always thought you were a definite musical somebody.
Of course I’m intrigued by this new direction, I’m sick of the news too. Also if there’s punk and post punk when did the pinnacle of punk happen? I fear I may have missed it.
1977. And this is the pinnacle!
I was so busy listening to this that I forgot to switch on the oven.
The whole game-plan is to fragment the United Kingdom, and turn it into a bunch of powerless regions (within the EU). It was all to end the UK’s veto, and in time, all nations/REGIONS will return to the fold (the EU).
As an ex-repatriate- I say this: Fight amongst yourselves, you will all lose. Blinded by patriotism… enjoy your coming servitude. / -:
I remember a Great Britain… now it’s a bag of shite, now just a 3rd world dumping-ground. Sad to see, but glad I’m no longer there. Get out now, whilst you still can is my advice!
Lovely with lots of vinegar in the pocckets
All these songs are infinitely better than the ones on telly.