31 Comments on "Book"

  1. Stephen Deep Fry | July 1, 2018 at 6:37 pm |

    This really is the quickest media outlet to sing the news. Russia only just won a few minutes ago.Impressive.

  2. Ian Ferguson | August 2, 2018 at 4:41 pm |

    The Possible Dream!xโ€ฆ..

  3. Excellent – my taste buds were working overtime as I read and listened to this. I shall go and have some avocado and shallots immediately, before the urge passes.

  4. Sir Norman Wrassle | October 10, 2018 at 7:01 am |

    A fantastic celebration of World Tripe Day! Thank you.

  5. craig shannon | November 12, 2018 at 3:15 pm |

    thanks for a good wee day on Saturday, and please remain upbeat as everything starts from 1, I hope yous got back safe and sound, cheers Craig.

  6. *crying* ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  7. Binty McFrazzles | December 9, 2018 at 4:31 pm |

    I can’t work out whether you simply have too much time on your hands, or you’re a genius.

    • Tommy Mackay | December 9, 2018 at 5:37 pm |

      We’ve all got the same amount of time on our hands. Until we die. So, I’ll take ‘genius.’ Cheers!

  8. Haha you’ve made my fantastic appearance on Saturday Kitchen into a festive banger. Good cunt ๐Ÿ˜ŽโœŒ

    • Tommy Mackay | December 9, 2018 at 9:19 pm |

      Haha. Zat you Dan? Happy to help sir.

      • hahaha Certainly is ya cunt, some fine work Tommy my man… Glad to provide you the quality material to produce such a master piece. #EveryCuntsBanginOnAboutParnsips #GivePeasAchance

  9. this is awesome

  10. Mike Vickers | February 10, 2019 at 8:40 pm |

    Mr. Verhofstadt added on the Brexiters:
    โ€œWell, I doubt Lucifer would welcome them, as after what they did to Britain, they would even manage to divide hell.โ€

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  12. Hi! I’m RT.com copyright producer,we loved this song, my we please use part of it in RT news bulletin with your courtesy please? thank you in advance for reply!

  13. Tracey Stephenson | March 17, 2019 at 5:55 am |

    I sang it to the tune
    I fought the law
    The Clash

  14. Paul Byrne | April 4, 2019 at 3:22 pm |

    Hi Mork,
    I really liked your column in the Daily Reckless.
    Are you going to make regular contributions to this organ or are too busy with the ice buns?
    Also, are the rumors true that you are the Grand Wizard of the Glans Klan?
    Pip pip
    P

  15. Trump supports the LGBT community and is greatly against racism. Guess we know why you think hes a cunt

  16. John Grierson | July 28, 2019 at 7:15 pm |

    One of your best wioot a doot.

  17. Is he not just doing what the people of the uk voted for i am a scot who voted for independance we did not get it but i moved on but we voted to leave eu but no where is the problem

  18. Gove! Always believe in your Gove, he’s got the power of Gove! He’s indestructible, always believe in…

  19. Kenneth Skilling | October 28, 2019 at 5:12 pm |

    “fined ยฃ500”

    Such a heavy fine. Do you think the judges are being too harsh?

    It is an established and irrefutable fact that the only sentences which cause CEOs any personal concern, are custodial ones.

  20. Dick Branston | October 28, 2019 at 5:16 pm |

    Did he remember to reserve a seat this time?

  21. Vote Donald Tusk for Prime Minister! (He is the only one with any common sense and decency.)

  22. He won’t be attending any more real life events anytime soon. He can’t handle what people really think of him.

  23. Any video of this meeting?

  24. About 1600 people a year get killed on UK roads and everyone accepts it. Two people get killed by a nut jihadist on London Bridge the media go crazy. In Iraq, Syria, Palestine,Iran dozens die daily from the efforts of armies from Europe the US and other powerful States. Who are the terrorists?

  25. Very funny and am curious about the original album cover – mannin folk?

    • Hey, Susan
      I put together the cover using a photo Matt Hancock posted of himself on Twitter. The background image is just a random fishing village, then I did the typography and aged everything. It’s not based on any particular album but I’m glad it looks authentic.
      Jim

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