Tim Vine, John Sullivan, Jimmy Carr, Milton Jones, Lee Mack, Tony Cowards, Teddy, Gary Delaney - your jokes took one hell of a beating!

He nicks jokes quicker than a kwik fit fitter
and then he puts them up on twitter
He kicks comedians in the goolies
And then he calls them cyber bullies

Blitzkeith Pop
Cheggers can't stop

Cheggers now avoids all boozers
Because beggars can't be choosers
He doesn't write jokes, he just cheats
He doesn't write quotes, he just tweets

Blitzkeith Pop
Cheggers can't stop

We're hanging out with virtual celebrities
We pretend we know them intimately
We're having a laugh round at Arnold Shwarzenegger's
'I'll be back.' Who said that? Arnie? No - it's Cheggers!

Blitzkeith Pop
Cheggers can't stop

I lost dignity
I lost dignity long ago
I built this Twitter
I built this Twitter on stolen jokes
But I'm not bitter
I cut and paste from other folks
I lost dignity
I lost dignity long ago

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